Haven’t been to the gym as much as I’d like since I’ve been trying to let my foot heal, but hotel lighting does wonders ✨
Haven’t been to the gym as much as I’d like since I’ve been trying to let my foot heal, but hotel lighting does wonders ✨
F*****s 😘
Not the dog on dog crime on the thermador cooktop
Please ignore the abhorrent grammar in this post, I’m working on apx 6 hours of sleep and 48oz of coors light
Feeling beefy with in elevator lighting 💪🏻
Awrooooo! Love the purple muzzle with the blue ears 😍
I find it incredibly homophobic that I’m in SF on Pride weekend and I have a 4:20am ride to the airport tomorrow 🤨
Celebrating the death of my 20s today (or as @puptahoe.bsky.social has reminded me DAILY for the past month, Gay Death™) 🎂🎈
Hot take: the human sized dog bed was comfy as hell
🥵😍🤤
A very happy #jockstrapfriday from Germany 🇩🇪 finally starting to see those lunges and squats pay off 🍑
Wash on cold and hang to dry. A bitch to do but any heat will set the stain. Speaking from experience 😖
I present to you: the current contents of my Heavy Rotation mix at the moment
I have been absolutely FERAL lately and need nothing more than to have my back blown out by a sexy dom top puppy who will make me forget my name and walk funny afterwards 😵💫😮💨🙂↕️
Awruuuuf, lemme sniff
My “rose and thorn” of the day, flight attendant edition:
Thorn: my alarm went off at 3:15am this morning.
Rose: I had an Irish rugby team on my flight 🥵
Awruuuuf, lemme nibble on that foreskin puppy 😍🤤🥵
I am NOTHING if not a lifelong, card-carrying faggot (and Celine Dion stan)
Two of my favorite f-slurs 😘🥰
Awrrruuf 🐶
Puppy got a cute lil work bonus and treated himself to a new Apple Watch ⌚️ (also a celebration for finally paying my fucking income tax from 2023)
Disappointed but not surprised
My pink hair phase is forever remembered for the next 8 years until my passport expires ☺️
As a pup who works in aviation, this week has not been kind to me. Having a much, much needed self-care night with cup of tea in bed and trying to dissociate as much as possible from an administration who is actively destroying my livelihood 🥴😌
No snow here in MBJ ☺️
Some days you’re the bug on the windshield, other days you’re the windshield. Embracing my windshield day after I was sent to Jamaica for the night 😌