If executives were soulless husks purely motivated by profit and made decisions purely based on metrics things would actually be better, but CEOs aren't even that. They're all complete fucking morons who lead based on vibes, and will torch the company they run before admitting their strategy was bad
Happy Virtual Boy on NSO Eve to those poor eyes of those reading this:
Deeply fascinated by the fact that the US/UK Tomodachi Life directs had different clowns like they're version exclusive Pokemon
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.
It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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Screenshot of Silver Age Supergirl comic panel where Supergirl is turning a man to stone Man: Supergirl...why are you turning me to stone? Supergirl: Whenever I split with a boy friend, I add him to my private 'rock garden.' You can be your own tombstone ha ha!" In the background are 8 other stone figures, boy friends supergirl turned to stone.
The Silver Age of comics was hilariously unhinged
Metroid Bananza🍌
post Donkey Kong Bananza future where Mayor Pauline calls DK for drinks so that she can complain about her job.
One of the evil genius things that Donkey Kong Bananza does is give you the reward for beating an end-of-level boss in the following level... so at a point when I'd normally put the controller down, I'm immediately encouraged to start the next level... and suddenly I find myself carrying on
Illustration of Pauline fom Donkey Kong Bananza, standing sternly on a stone floor. Behind her, Donkey Kong in his Bananza form, aggressively breaks out of the bedrock.
BANANZA!
Samus is purposefully gathering this soup of DNA and scars at this point #illustration #samus
Illustration of Younger Pauline and Donkey Kong from today Nintendo Direct. Pauline looks excited while Donkey Kong looks scared. Pauline: I think we're gonna have to KILL this guy DK!!! DK: OoOooOohhh...
oh bananah 🍌🙈 #DonkeyKongBananza #Nintendo #Art #Fanart
DK has turned the sad dad genre on its head by making a happy dad game
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TIL: If you tilt the left stick while booting the Gamecube Switch 2 Online app, it'll play the OG bootup
If you also press and hold R right before the "2" in the logo on the bottom right comes in, it'll play the monkey variant
If anyone has four pads, lemme know if the kabuki variant is present
so im learning this isnt just some random tuesday huh
The phone notification for this video in the Today app was "A video for Splatoon is now available."
Nintendo, I was expecting Frye doing a little dance, not my hopes and dreams made manifest.
It's uncomfortable to glance at the feed of someone I used to follow and see them just constantly respond to news about deportations with pictures of poll results and talk about how Hispanics voted for this and don't deserve to complain.
Meeting people who hate anime is always a red flag to me. Thank you for telling me you were threatened by the show about Swan Lake with the twirling ballerinas, & how it DEEPLY offended you. Made it really easy for me to filter you out of my life.
Screenshot of Best Buy app home page, cropped to show a Nintendo Switch 2 and microSD Express card being prepared for pickup.
Switch 2 is going to be the first console I actually get at launch. The excitement has been a bit muted for a while, but it's now hitting me full force that — after years of following all the speculation and leaks — this thing is going to be in my hands in less than two days.
Xbox is increasing prices globally. This is due to Trump's tariffs and the global macroeconomic environment. Here's why 🧵:
1. Xbox consoles are manufactured in China, and subject to a 145% tariff when entering the US. Some Xbox games are manufactured in Mexico.
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
BREAKING: US Nintendo Switch 2 consoles will start at $799 but consumers will be given the opportunity to save using the Rusty Real Deal Baseball haggling system.
Normally, an enemy that falls in a pit in Super Mario World will not respawn unless Mario leaves and returns. However, by positioning the camera a specific distance away from its spawn point, Mario can trap the enemy in an eternal cycle of death and rebirth.
From left to right: Patapon from Patapon, Chorus Kid from Rhythm Heaven, and Cadence from Crypt of the Necrodancer (using her Rift outfit) This is in reference to the recent Nintendo Direct featuring several rhythm game announcements.
Nintendo Direct stars!!
Metroid... i think
I'm not super happy about the current state of the channel that made me fall in love with the medium of animation, and having kids shows premiere new episodes at midnight is absurd, but I do see it as Ouweleen's way of keeping animation alive at Warner Bros. Discovery as best as he can.
