dave nowakowski

We’ve ungraded the alert level from “scrumptious” to “delish”

Richard Marx. Endless Summer Nights. Geocities.

My hot take will be that the Pentagon should be spending more on donuts.

Article felt off to me on a 2nd read. Soldiers getting an occasional donut on the government's dime doesn't seem like good place to focus our attention while massive corruption is happening in the open

Somebody right now is in hot water for booking Chuck Schumer, Mojtaba Khamenei, and Sam Altman on the first night of Celebrity Jeopardy

"Have you stopped using AI tools to beat your wife"

I mean, the donut number sounds low to me if it's for all branches.

I'd be interested to know the details on some of these. Ok, did they do 2 fridays in a month where there was a special lobster tail meal for enlisted morale, or something like that? Ok fine. Or was this something that got gobbled up by upper level stateside staff?

E-40-tell me when to go: “Henny, some swishers and some Listerine Strips”

Not overcomplicating resharpening was a big breakthrough when I worked in shops tho. Drill bits over 1/4” or so can be eyeballed on a bench grinder in a few seconds just fine if you’re not holding machine shop tolerances.

Thought you were sharpening hinges and strike plates there for a second.

So they think you are fellow ICE agents and move on to the car.

This is the time that we opened for The Cramps, Danceteria, on Halloween as “it crawled from the south” and we only played songs about death. I wore a pink gingham bunny suit complete with bunny ears mitts and footies. The sweatshirt came off after the first song. Photo by Laura Levine. 1982? ‘83?

When the program “The Milkman” made famous turns out to be lactose intolerant.

Doocy was probably trying to throw him a softball question. Something would let him talk vaguely tough about Putin for a bit and sound like he’s not getting played. Some shit that we would see thru, but would play well on Fox. And yet Trump completely fails to see the pick and roll.

cold... colder....cold. ice cold....

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Rutger Hauer in Blade runner.

*will.i.am autotune voice*….

Really, stealing Tom Flood's copy to slap on some AI slop garbage?

The King is mad

Twin peak opening title reading “ wuthering heights”

Lionel Hutz reading his own biz card, simpsons screengrab.

No, War with Iran!

every single democrat who doesn’t start their statement with “this is illegal under domestic and international law and therefore i oppose it” needs to go

“If you lived here you’d be bones now…. Err I mean home now”

I don’t like the sound of “Skin Cove”.

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th, Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th, Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

St Peter clocking in hungover: “why the fuck does it smell like old ferments and sweaty feet in here?”

Was it easier because I’m a white middle aged guy. Yep, and likely that would apply to voters missing their voter ID as well, which is a problem. Like Jim Crowe era literacy tests, I’m sure voter ID requirements can be inconsistently applied based on race/ethnicity.