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Pokemon Gogh

It pulled in like 2 million unique players in its first month apparently and then they shuttered it anyway because the VC losers couldn't fathom the thought that it might not get Fortnite numbers on day 1. 🤷

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If it's any consolation I am 110% convinced that I am not a tank top kind of person either

You're never getting your Womens' Hour back

They stole an hour away from Women's Day

The only thing more embarrassing than trying to shame furries by admitting to vibe coding is not understanding how embarrassing it even is to do that

A cropped photo of a traditional handmade illustration in progress, showing a muscular anthropomorphic tiger man. He's sitting on a spiraling green, marble throne, holding a staff that shoots out green flames. His shiny orange body is contrasted by the cooler green and blue hues of the background. Various color pencils lay around the painting.

Wet muscles & magic 💚💪💚

After all, who among us doesn't strive to not be mithumberstood?

Ayo what the fuck

"We're hot on the heels of our biggest competitor dealing with a PR nightmare after a big org restructure, sounds like the perfect time to announce our intent to cede an entire extra market to them anyway!"

Like, how is everyone above the ground-level in this industry so hopelessly boneheaded

I mean I'm not buying another console for one game that will then promptly start to collect dust on my shelf, so... 🤷

People keep joking about the "you are not immune to propaganda" line with zero self-awareness when it actually happens

The same people who are responsible for the astronomical cost of server hardware to maintain their precious AI farms are now crying because apparently 2 million players is still not enough to sustain their bad idea business model in the game industry, because they are fucking useless idiots.

Another live-service game bites the dust, and the passionate devs who made it will bear the brunt of the consequences of the bad decisions of the brain-dead investor class that will refuse to learn its lesson that they missed the window to make it big with a live-service model by an entire decade.

Lome that was INSTANT

I'm so glad that cereal got its balls back just for me, a man's man who likes the feel of balls in his mouth

Art for @graydiel.bsky.social

Cartoon drawing of tiger swimming in matcha

Matcha Tiger

Not much I can say that isn't already being said by now, beyond just a giant fucking "what are we even doing here"

-> *you walk up and tap my shoulder*
-> *zoom in to an extreme close-up of my face*
-> "Greetings! How can I help you?"
-> Rumors
-> "I hear pup hoods are back on the discourse today! What's next, furries over 30 again? It truly never ends!"
-> X
-> "Good day to you!"
-> *zoom out as I walk away*

Then all you'll need is the war veteran/factory accident origin story and a hit single about killing fascists and you'll be well on your way to becoming ultra famous with a really cool nickname like "Tennessee-Renowned Folk Legend Hank 'Vicegrip' Jones" or something

In the interest of providing a slightly more serious answer though, they do start to suck a bit less with practice and there are workarounds that can help sometimes, like lowering string action, using the occasional claw grip, leaving certain strings open when they still fit the chord, etc.

No. 🥲

State Of The Union YouTube video by Rise Against - Topic

State of the Union? Yeah I love that song, it's a banger, why do you ask?

Oh dang, yeah even right down to the TV game show premise, I may have to check it out! 👀

Oh my god someone else who remembers Monday Night Combat

Witch hunts BAD!

People are reaching so hard for alleged tells that are actually just like, artifacts from digital image compression, for example, and it's just some real "how did we even get here" levels of garbage at this point, y'know?