Just saw a dessert recipe that calls for 15 eggs. Nah, I’m good. I’m not trying to take out a loan to bake a cake.

deleted twitter 😝

what if i end it all and this article never gets published 🤣🤣🤣

turning 25 activated some type of chip in my brain no joke

logged off twitter, v necessary

this makes y’all my besties

imma treat this app like a close friends, miss that shit 😭

It's TDOR and I do not have the emotional capacity for that fact today.

Ellen Ripley

eggplant

hello world