That's Tomi now? Girl, please stop trying to be the next DHS chief. It's not a good look morally but I'm guessing that plane dep(o/a)rted long ago.

Aliens in MIB had better people suits. Where's the damn chin or did that get beaten in by a high school cheerleader?

What you can't even get to take a bathroom break without loss of the worst USD to entertainment ratio of the year 2026? Maybe offer free counseling for anyone leaving the theater after it ends.
My dark thought is the Futurama suicide booth which was at least affordable and with options for service.

Maybe all this was some mad scientist's method to get around the ethics committee. Now that I think about it there is a non zero chance that is exactly what RFK is doing.

Definitely super captivating, thank you for your sleepless 2026 from all of us.

We need to find whoever laid this instance of the curse "may you live in interesting times" and ask them if it really was worth it.
I should also apologize to all those writers of CoD/BF storylines that I thought were completely, utterly, unbelievable trash. Now it's just Wednesday.

As with all high school bullies and as they haven't developed personally or mentality wise since then it checks out.

At least this stupid timeline is super captivating.

Probably the 300k a year POTUS claimed. 🙄
But killings are good now when it amounts to telling American military personnel to not follow illegal orders.

Truth be told though OAB is really good at glancing off any random rock or wreckage around and navigating towards the friendly at 50m away. Definitely one of the most consistent causes of "where did that explosion come from?"

Oh right, got to subsidize their soybean farmers for China.
Wait...
Hopefully the next time a Republican complains about the debt under a Dem leadership we can part out their organs to help pay it off as it's so critical once again.

Promised to 4 different causes and already sent to pay the bribes of a sycophant or two at least. I guess spending 4 times what you make is a way to sink casino after casino.

We both know debt is only an issue for when Dems are in any way in charge. Rest of the time it's a nothing burger that can get cranked up so it's "highest ever..." when leadership changes again and R's want to cut spending on school lunches.

Got to help the only people that matter being those with personal jets. Probably why Noamie needed two.

I think it was on his official WH health report or something. Doctor very much doctored those numbers. Almost as much as the "1000% reduction in medication costs." Fattest fucks of jokers in this admin.

Who do we think is going to be his Weekend at Bernie's physical supporters?. Needs someone strong enough to drag along that *190lb* bag of festering fascism.

Why should others be happy when I can't? - shitty people

How so many wooshed on this joke I will never know.

So much winning I'm getting tired of it already and not even a year in.

These guys think they are more parasitic than angler fish and then celebrate that. Boggles the mind.

Tiamat above Zeus, he knows Zeus only causes issues.

As if this admin can even think step one through of anything. Let alone follow-on effects.

Doesn't mean millions won't kill and die over it.

Obviously they lack that capacity, like empathy or a spine.

I think the hats are actually paying off as it's perfect with their slogan "Make Argentina Great Again" we were hearing it wrong during their chanting.

Can't tell you the name of the book he 'wrote' but keeps those details tucked away in there. Grampa Cheeto needs a care home, explains him attacking Portland because TV show though.

As with all these types they will keep finding scape goats. Just keep sectioning off another group for whatever arbitrary reason, skin color, male pattern baldness, zeitan count. As long as there is something to differentiate by there will be an in and an out group.

Until they have to golden parachute out of the plane they ripped the wings off of. The rest will crash and burn though so I'm sure Kushner will be pleased.

EA did a good job of that themselves over the last few years. It's funny though since I was considering trying BF6 after skipping since BF1. Luckily they announced this before release and saved me money.

Obviously you then know what you need to do to be viewed as equal.