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@evawood

queer-coded villain / creative director / friendly seattle cryptid

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Well… after 4 months of unemployment Nick left me and things got very dark. But then I got a job that I start next week! Data is doing well, though getting old. She is staying with me :)

28.12.2025 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE HIM

26.09.2025 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t you illustrate a cute lil pixel heeler for this?

26.09.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i knew i was tempting fate with this one and i went ahead and did it anyway. anyway i got laid off

27.06.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I know it’s a police state app but fuck if it doesn’t make me smile from time to time

12.05.2025 04:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.04.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

08.04.2025 03:07 πŸ‘ 20072 πŸ” 4916 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 57

tariff this, tariff that. what i wanna know is, when’s someone gonna tariff my clothes

06.04.2025 22:49 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

03.04.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 12779 πŸ” 1849 πŸ’¬ 175 πŸ“Œ 36
19.03.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 4004 πŸ” 1511 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

(through tears) that’s showbiz, baby

25.03.2025 03:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if I say I am displeased with where the industry went its largely because stuff like "YOU ARE A NOW A WORKER!" (ANT EMERGING FROM EGG) {framed by a UI that looks like a business application} is no longer normal

15.03.2025 04:57 πŸ‘ 1245 πŸ” 240 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 4

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

14.11.2024 05:49 πŸ‘ 38648 πŸ” 3264 πŸ’¬ 207 πŸ“Œ 159

it was actually a good idea to get a bluesky at my absolute lowest point of mental wellness

11.03.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

throwing up in an alleyway in roku city

10.03.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭 I miss it every day

08.03.2025 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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drew my new D&D character, Huck Bokley, a rootin’ tootin’ aarakocra bard

08.03.2025 04:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bike lanes should be furnished with the auto-turret from Alien 2 every 50 ft

27.02.2025 18:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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starting a new antidepressant mood board

26.02.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

my nickname in the guild was Jailbait. i cringe to recall this

24.02.2025 05:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2025 23:57 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

eating 5-8 THC edibles on the commute to my severed workplace

21.02.2025 04:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i yearn to do this specific hard launch

15.02.2025 04:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
hot goth babe in big stompin boots

hot goth babe in big stompin boots

i’m your valentine now

15.02.2025 03:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

okay heard. yet still. it calls to me

14.02.2025 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

three months of unemployment would fix me

14.02.2025 20:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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selection of recent texts

11.02.2025 20:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0