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@thesemirealcharles

Waiting for Captain Trips to save us all.

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I got Candy Rivendell for Christmas. It was like 6200 pieces. Adara had to carry the box for me, lol.

17.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Better than Yuli Gurriel and the walking corpse of Jason Hayward.

That said, Buehler can fuck all the way off.

17.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was always my holy grail for Legos. Congrats!

17.02.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My top two choices:

β€œLove is watching someone die.
So who’s gonna watch you die?”

Or

β€œJust because you feel it,
Doesn’t mean it’s there.”

17.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So many people are fascinated with the European theater, because the pacific theater was so insane, brutal, and ugly that I think it’s harder for people to grasp.

13.02.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anything naval warfare WWII, that took place in the South Pacific. Because of the sharks eating the survivors that jumped overboard before the ship sank.

13.02.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lol, and we still haven’t even gotten to the WBC? Gonna be a messy year.

11.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That will probably get him multiple start, sadly. This team has less depth than last year.

10.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The guy that’s in charge of medicine and performance is a fucking idiot. Preller has brought in nothing but yes men. I’m sure he’s going to have a chance to prove he’s washed.

10.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if you saw it, but the Padres are bringing in the ghost of whatever is left of Marco Gonzalez.

10.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember the padres giving Matt Carpenter a two year deal. Few things dumber than giving bigger deals to aged and washed vets that just had a β€˜one last hurrah’ type of season.

10.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Joe was so bad for SD last year, that he couldn’t even help that team. Despite them having no bench.

10.02.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

After seeing the differences between what Portland has done with him, and without him, I’m about to send a tip to ICE saying he’s in the country illegally.

10.02.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking at what the Blazers are doing with an emergency interim HC, and wondering where the Chauncey defenders are now.

10.02.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The perfect .gif does exist.

10.02.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This wasn’t a @sirnemo.bsky.social post. But it could’ve been.

09.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

youtu.be/7odMzSb6WUQ?...

09.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damnit, sorry for your loss.

09.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll take a new WC. Yes please.

09.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
DeLauro to pressing clergy: 'I will not vote to abolish ICE' The Connecticut U.S. representative found herself at odds with faith leaders.

β€œI would rather you vote for what is morally correct,” Davidson said.

β€œDon’t talk to me about my own morality,” DeLauro shot back.

β€œDon’t tell your constituents what they can and can’t talk to you about,” replied Rev. Nathan Empsall. β€œWhat you are voting for is not moral.”

06.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 4367 πŸ” 922 πŸ’¬ 261 πŸ“Œ 498

Damn. That’s cold, but funny. Also sounds exactly like what Candy would say.

06.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In today’s category of fucked up, but funny.

06.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m trying to picture a sales department doing heavy manual labor. Sure, there’s exceptions, but generally, it’d be a hilarious disaster. Like the office spilling the pot level.

06.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100% agree. We’ve all seen it. Some people are never happy, ever. No matter what.

05.02.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My rationale was that it couldn’t buy happiness. But that it was sure a hell of a lot easier to be happy when you weren’t stressing over paying the power bill.

05.02.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Swarm of Righteous Teens
Huge swarm of Tiny humanoids, chaotic good

Skills Intimidation +8, Perception +7
Damage Resistances poison, psychic
Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, incapacitated
Senses passive Perception 17

Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creature’s space. Upon doing so, the creature must succeed on a DC 10 Strength Saving Throw or become Grappled and Prone. The creature can attempt to escape the grapple using an action on its turn.

Actions
Pummel. Melee Weapon Attack: +1 to hit, reach 0 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d8 - 1) bludgeoning damage.

Swarm of Righteous Teens Huge swarm of Tiny humanoids, chaotic good Skills Intimidation +8, Perception +7 Damage Resistances poison, psychic Condition Immunities charmed, frightened, incapacitated Senses passive Perception 17 Swarm. The swarm can occupy another creature’s space. Upon doing so, the creature must succeed on a DC 10 Strength Saving Throw or become Grappled and Prone. The creature can attempt to escape the grapple using an action on its turn. Actions Pummel. Melee Weapon Attack: +1 to hit, reach 0 ft., one target. Hit: 3 (1d8 - 1) bludgeoning damage.

i decided they needed a statblock

04.02.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 716 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 20

This is bizarre

04.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, this is the one.

04.02.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just tried. I couldn’t make it through 30 seconds of it.

04.02.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tombstone.

04.02.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0