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Thank youuuu!
34! Happy birthday to meeee π₯°
You didnβt tell one lie! You did the right thing lol
635 > 75
75 is a terrible highway. Truly
I love @durandbernarr.bsky.social SOOOOOO much. Omg youβre on repeat today. We donβt deserve him. π©
βCiaoβ or βAlright nowβ is a more suitable way of getting off the phone cause why are you lyin saying Iβll call you back?
Kendrick Lamar said: βDon't let no white comedian talk about no Black woman, that's law.β
Nobody:
Andrew Schulz: βlet me talk about sexually assaulting Kendrick Lamarβ
JA SAYING HEβS NOT GONNA DUNK ANYMORE AND THEN CASUALLY DOING THIS.
HE KNOWS THAT THE GAME OF BASKETBALL NEEDS IT AND I THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE
Yall know Soulja Boy was the first one to tell us about Drake
Kendrick:
Section 80: the hood fucked up
GKMC: my city fucked up
TPAB: Americas fucked up
DAMN: π is fucked up
Mr Morale: Iβm fucked up
GNX: yall got me fucked up
(Inspired by a video I canβt find to tag but want to credit. Letβs find them)
Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. π
Poetry
SHEIN would never
Fashion Nova has texted me 30 times in an hour about my order being out for deliveryβ¦ yall gotta do better π€£
LMFAOOOOOOO
I do!
It feels like it lol
You really think so? I feel like I sound like a boy π
My son π₯Ή
He unlocked a whole other part of my grind.
Absolutely not
Couldnβt decided between the two
Seeing my ex best friend and my ex boyfriend pop out together and then running into her cousin and her telling me sheβs lying about how they met ππ
Rent. Absolutely rent.
A 34-year-old female pitcher has broken through baseballβs gender barrier by signing with an independent menβs league team, becoming the first woman to play Canadian pro baseball.
I am not surprised at this π
Well, I didnβt think Trip was gonna make my top 5 but I was on him hard this year.
Kendrick doing a show in his opp city on Fatherβs Day after calling him a terrible father. This is a true hater Olympic gold medalist π
My face card is eating on this meeting OMG π