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kamala’s making a nintendo game

SDRE - Diary, Sugar - Copper Blue

The British eat like a pregnant 4-year-old would eat

So, I've been sober for 11 years today.

Lentil soup is just white people Dal.

In a way Columbus was the very first furry.

I don't know about you, but I'm not fond of giving a man who wanted to fuck a manatee a national holiday.

I think John Wayne would have loved Roblox

autozone is the #1 store when you need a betty boop steering wheel cover and a shifter knob that looks like a metal skull

Fair

Just imagine 8 year olds every morning repeating in unison:

I don't want to smell your muff

If you make me President I promise I'll make Descendents "I Wanna Be A Bear" the new national anthem.

Listen I am opposed to banning books or censorship in any way. I also believe that no one should ever read The Catcher In The Rye and I'm in favor of burning all copies.

Thanks, I agree!

Well, 17 next month.

My 17 year old daughter is reading my copy of a book about the West Virginia Mine Wars. She's going to be just fine.

Buc-ee's is the Cracker Barrel of 7-11's.

just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it

Thanks pony.

30 years with this wonderful human. She saved me from myself.

Tom Hanks be pissing

If there ever was a show to see, this would be it.

One of my favorite cities. A true gem of a town.

What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.

Ben Shapiro is just an asexual version of Ted Cruz