Sherry CD-ROM 🏳️‍⚧️

what if sherry... cd-rom 😱

let's make each other powerpoint presentations 😁

"why did you get a lanternfly tattoo?"

i love invasive species. i hope they destroy all our crops. i hope they take over the world. i hope they inherit the earth. if ever there is a plague of locusts i am rooting for the locusts

o yea i'm sure the bigot didn't get in trouble at all

my wife @progesteronipizza is banned for three days for yelling at a bigot. nobody's allowed to post good for the next couple days ok? i don't want her to miss anything

my friend did it for me! i'll introduce you 😁

spotted lanternfly!!

new bug!!!!!

i'm on that wavelength 🫨

is that famous celebrity Blurry CD-ROM

incredibly, EVERY piece of merch on our bandcamp site has sold out completely! more cassettes, CDs, and cartridges are in production now. i'll let you know when they're ready.

not to mention you get it in higher quality, and you're free to do what you want with the files. PLUS, you're supporting us directly. i appreciate you very much 🙂‍↕️ and i hope you enjoy.

both of our albums, our video game soundtrack, and our recent special-release single are all NAME YOUR PRICE on our Bandcamp site today. if you buy a download, you get to leave a little review! and i hope you do. downloading the music you like is important because you'll have it forever.

:D

ken jennings you're so based

pokopia comes out tomorrow 😊 i'm very excited for my silly town-building game with magical animals

men should stick to fighting in wars and opening craft breweries as god intended

52% of gamers are women btw. if you're a man and you're mad that games aren't made for men anymore and that they're woke, guess what, you're right. you're not the target audience 💅

hello. this is Euripides. he lives on my desk at work. say hi to him or you'll have bad luck for ten thousand years.

for real like who talks like this

gonna start describing our music like this

Magical and ethereal beats rain down like angelic tears. Our analog synthesizers are personally tuned by God himself to deliver perfect sine waves gently kissed by sweet, shining LFOs. Our melodies are destined to soar through the heavens like bald eagles.

oh brother. who talks like that 😭

also straight up do not watch this show if you haven't seen all of ds9

ok so starfleet academy starts reallllly rough but it gets SO GOOD 😭😭 episode 4 and 5 were both 10/10 gold

wow 😮 that's so cool!! i played a subway building game called Mini Metro a lot but it was a lot simpler than that. super fun though! and i love citybuilder games

what were you playing? i was playing yakuza with my homie

pittsburgh is a butch transexual woman with unbelievably perky b-cups but philadelphia is a snot-nosed theymab who refuses to wear socks