A Silly Goose 🪿

I'm a fine Fuzzy feminist!

One time I was high in the pool, and my loving partner asked me to explain how computers work... it was like Christmas. Now my partner is (basically) in tech and still recites things I said that day!

Right? Like, I just want more chill people to admire my boobies. I grew these!

I'm pretty sure no one ever did. I think Dijkstra was on the right track, but we've been rocketing forward with the "it works, most of the time" philosophy for so long, the entire stack involves a lot of hand-waving at this point.

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AGREED 💯

Oh I found it. (Beckett Shocked or Destruction Of The Endeavor, also known as Guy Walking Down Stairs as Ship Is Destroyed Around Him).

Oooh I need this gif! It's applicable to 10,000 things in my life rn. How to download it/What's it called?

What HASN'T private equity ruined though? Nothing is safe, nothing is sacred.

Wait until you can hold your phone on them, like it's a handy portable shelf!

Hmm. Well the article says the situation is unique to Kansas, and makes a good point that if Florida DID have a list, they would have used it by now.

Aww shiiit. I've been paranoid that Florida or the feds might have a list - this just feeds that paranoia, which might be well-founded I guess

Yes, and! I also support normalizing gentle, sweet masculinity!

Did you have this planned from the beginning? Because it's SO GOOD, it explains SO MUCH! I'm freaking excited for whatever happens next!

OH FUUUUCK!

Great twist!

😅 You had me so WORRIED there! I'm such a sucker; this isn't even the first time this story did the "just a nightmare" cold open.

I'm really tired of constantly having to have anxiety of being trans and just existing and seeing how the world wants us to be erased.
I just want to have fun in life
It's not much to ask

Well well well. That went WAY better than any parental coming out I've ever heard of. It was really nice though. Curiously cathartic. What I would give to have my mother's first response be like Diane's.

Good morning spoons!

All of the above except childcare, mostly bc having kids in this economy feels impossible

My foot keeps switching to counterclockwise and I find that amazing.

For me, it's "hugely" and "bigly"

(I first encountered the concept of forced feminization when I heard about Dorley, years AFTER I came out as trans.)

I started it once but didn't get very far. Everyone talks about it, but they also talk up RCBG and... IDK I think I'm just not terminally online enough to relate

I did my assigned reading! 🤓

Oh fantastic. By the time I'm 39 I'll also have been in therapy for that long. I think I'll really enjoy my forties!

Hurt people hurt people. 😔

Hi. Wow. I'm only crying because of every time I've been betrayed by a friendship like that. Please let Lisa be the one reliable good person in Renata's life? I could really use that.

Also, jfc how many years of therapy does it take to be as wise as you / Lisa? I'm jealous.

👉👈 UwU?