Upcurrent🆙⬆️

It has been brought to our attention that this post is missing the #compsplatoon and #NowhereToGoButUPCURRENT tags

We apologize for the inconvenience. We hit character limit on the original and it's been a while, so forgot. Know that Sniker will be streaming 1000 pushups as penance for this error

@junirp.bsky.social
@scion3241.bsky.social
@snikerop.blue
@xdd14.bsky.social
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#NowhereToGoButUPCURRENT

youll never believe what got sent in the team chat yesterday

Upcurrent places 🥉 3rd in Kitty 4 Black Cat brackat! We finally stopped dying for long enough to play a tourney

@junirp.bsky.social - にゃ
@scion3241.bsky.social - I got a bluesky account, don't expect me to ever use it
@snikerop.blue - Be mine <3
@xdd14.bsky.social - Nah

Ggs to everyone, even you

OK!!! The orbital laser twitches for everyone at some point anyway

Twitch Twitch is the world

UPCURRENT will be playing Kitty 4 at the hour! Come tune into our streams!

twitch.tv/snikerop
www.youtube.com/@Junii_Ch (no mic)
www.twitch.tv/xdd4less3 (maybe not streaming)

A kind and generous soul

Upcurrent is not playing in LUTI. But we are a team and we are playing when not hit with cosmic ray bitflips

OMG WE GOT DIV

Making the room? How about I make your day 🌹

Happy Upcurrentversary!

We all definitely remembered that it's the 16th and not the 17th

finga roller 👇🖕

what about foxgirls ✊✊✊✨🎆🎇　#foxgirlsareheretoo #foxgirlsontop #orbottom #welovefoxgirls

inkbruh 😽😻

thats exactly what someone who posted this would say

tena brell 🤤

Snikerop - Twitch I'm Snikerop! Current competitive Splatoon player. Washed Celeste speedrunner. Occasionally other games casually, and sometimes have opinions.

UPCURRENT IS BACK twitch.tv/snikerop
www.youtube.com/@Junii_Ch

Upcurrent is proud to announce that, going into the 11.0 update, we will be the team that plays most traditionally, with the least aura

If you ever want a return to the good old days, be sure to catch us at

twitch.tv/snikerop (least aura by far)
twitch.tv/xdd4less3
youtube.com/@junii_ch

no way

Upcurrent wants to remind you to take breaks if you're hurting. Repetitive stress is serious and you need time to be healthy

Unless you're facing us in bracket in which case we will be helping it along witg a baseball bat

gulp...

@xdd14.bsky.social @junirp.bsky.social @snikerop.blue @sciondoesn'thavea.bsky.social

Everyone on Upcurrent is SO BAD at this game it's crazy

Remember not to get sick everyone. Your health is very important.

On an unrelated note teehee our comeback will not be at SOS 214 sorry for baiting you (we want all our members to stay in good health)

The patch notes.

Screenshot of Splatoon 3 patch notes (fake) Specifications for some main weapons have changed. Flingza Roller Shortened the duration of vertical swings by 1/20 of a second. Decreased the radius inked by outside droplets from vertical swings by approximately 5%. Tenta Brella Reduced damage dealt to the canopy before launch by approximately 12%. Reduced damage dealt to the canopy after launch by approximately 5%. Inkbrush Increased movement speed when holding the ZR Button by approximately 3%. Expanded the width of the ink trail when holding the ZR Button by approximately 8%. Splatana Stamper Increased the flight speed of projectiles from charged slashes by approximately 11%

Specifications for some special weapons have changed. Super Chump Players from the same team as the Super Chump user can now damage the launched decoys, causing them to explode early. Decoys exploded in this way have a larger damage radius. Damage dealt to opponents near the center of the explosion take 60.0 damage. Damage dealt to opponents further from the center of the explosion take 40.0 damage. Enjoy your Bubble Blower slop. Ultra Stamp For the explosion at the point of impact, decreased the radius near the center of the explosion that does 220.0 damage by approximately 15%. Decreased the radius of the area where a player can be damaged from the shock waves of continuous stamp attacks by approximately 20%. Increased the likelihood of destroying projectiles fired at the front of the Ultra Stamp user while doing continuous stamp attacks.

So nice of Nintendo to buff Upcurrent one week after we come back 🥰

▶ Now Playing: Junirp (Skirmisher/Fighter) 💿

Juni is the strategist behind Upcurrent. Inspired by Tents of all kinds, the explosive style we play is built around her Tenta Brella enabling the rest of the team. The goal? Survive. And keep our speed stable.

@junirp.bsky.social
youtube.com/Juniporp

▶ Now Playing: xdd1 (Slayer/Support) 🎛️

xd plays high-damage weapons built to kill. Their cover fire from Slosher or Stampers keeps our more forward weapons safe and finishes off weakened opponents. Do not be fooled! They're still very dangerous even solo.

@xdd14.bsky.social
twitch.tv/xdd4less3

▶ Now Playing: Snikerop (Skirmisher/Fighter) 📻

Snikerop, captain of the team, keeps up as a pace accelerator for the team. He pokes opponents with Inkbrush Nouveau and acquires """hate""", all to probe for openings that the other members can capitalize on.

twitch.tv/snikerop
@snikerop.blue

▶ Now Playing: Scion (Anchor/Support) 🎧

Scion is at the core of our stability, being an anchoring presence in matches. You'll catch him playing Flingza and Frozen Pro for our Tenta Missile backbone and to support the aggressive potential of the team.