The RedRoach

Do not write her in.
That splits the votes he needs to win.

I prefer Crockett, but Talarico won.
Full support to get the fascists out

We know.
Can you help us fix this?

The French have entered the Musk into the Find Out stage of Fucking around.

From the country that brought you the guillotine...

Just sayin

He thinks he shit his pants.
He can never really tell

If you've seen someone struggle to parallel park, you've seen how awkward I'd be at a sex party

Two completely mud-covered dogs rest in front of a pair of doors.

“Ma’am, my partner and I have done a thorough inspection of your property, and I’m afraid you’re going to need a new flowerbed, several bushes, and you will most likely need to reseed the lawn. If you want, we can work up an estimate and get back to you.”

Wednesday is off to a good start.

I don't trust Wednesdays, but we shall see...

#waffles

Trump supporters: this is what America was founded on!

Declaration of Independence:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident [...] That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute a new Government"

Never go full psycho...

I feel your pain. I was barely a year past my last chemo when my family Dr had a relapse of his leukemia and retired.

I understand, but I loved the guy

Think of all the fun someone is going to have ripping around the Straight of Hormuz in a speedboat, in the dark, tossing mines into the water and laughing like a super villain.

Then everyone is going to act surprised that it really happened.

They are not afraid of Orange Turd Boy

So angry
So ignorant
Just plain stupid as a fucking bag of rocks.

People like that are why I really hope there is a Hell....

Mines. Drones. Speed boats full of Fireball.

Everything Iran needs to shut the Straight down Forever....

Do they sell Tomahawk Cruise Missiles on Temu....

Asking for a friend....

Kinda hoping Iran deploys Sharks with laser beams....

Na, looks right for him...

F that restraint...

Get some 4Locos and hit the trail.

Bigfoot loves 4Loco

The only people I will ever accept as being on a legitimate "mission from God are Jake and Elwood Blues....

Brace yourself, your 50's are worse.

Shit breaks when you sneeze too hard and takes months to heal.

I walk 3 miles a day minimum to stave off age, but one wrong step puts me on the sofa for weeks

I either need an old tyme Coke with cocaine in it or a white monster with cocaine in it.

Dragging in. Tuesday

#Waffles

"It's done, but blood everywhere"

Trust me. They all walk away when you mumble that

He has a meth addict who survives on ketamine laced urine junk drawer

The check is in the mail
Just the tip, I promise
I won't cum in your mouth
We're not sharing Intel

All cold war classics

Chuck, are you sure they didn't have one saved for a rainy day?

Maybe one from a deal with Oliver North?

Just asking....

I am once again announcing my retirement from professional croquet.

It's been at least a decade since my last full contact round, and after some recent soul searching, I have decided to remain retired.

I'm a lot more worried about Christofacist law these days

When your soul stops vibrating at the speed of purple, let us know.

I have a "desk spoon."
It is a plastic spoon that I eat lunch with every day. I lick it clean and put it back in my top drawer every day.

You and I are not the same.
I will survive the apocalypse.

The missus refuses to believe the desk spoon is real

Oatmeal time again.