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Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive YouTube video by GloriaGaynorVEVO

Alright… stay with me a min.

Late ’70s. A song cut. About the singer’s man only coming ‘round when it suits him. Nothing special.

But club DJs start flipping the wax over.

And women on the floor?
They start singing it back… louder than the speakers.

Sometimes the B-side becomes the sermon.

I prefer the ointment if you’ve got it

I just want to be rich enough to donate a bench to a zoo

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James Earl Jones. Come on, you know I know who this is. The real question is how many people are gonna reply with ‘this isn’t…’ or ‘is this AI?’ or ‘I’m calling the police’. Ok maybe not that last one, but anyway, thanks for checking out this ALT text, it’s really good that we can be considerate and at the same time have some fun!

Born on this day: James Earl Ray (1928–1998) was an American fugitive who pleaded guilty to assassinating Martin Luther King Jr. in 1968. Captured in London after fleeing the U.S. he later recanted, spending decades pursuing failed appeals until his death in prison

Don Lemon. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals aren’t usable? Also, it’s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

John Lennon was an English singer, songwriter, and peace activist who co‑founded The Beatles. Renowned for his sharp wit, inventive songwriting, and outspoken idealism, he later pursued a bold solo career, creating enduring anthems like “Imagine” before his death in 1980

That’s confetti from the time I was thinking about throwing a party

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Alexander Butterfield, the Nixon aide who disclosed Watergate tapes, dies at 99 The White House aide who revealed that Richard Nixon had secretly recorded his conversations as president has died. Alexander Butterfield was 99.

VAXXED?!

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Who you callin ‘sentient’?!

Don Lemon. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals aren’t usable? Also, it’s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

John Lennon was an English singer, songwriter, and peace activist who co‑founded The Beatles. Renowned for his sharp wit, inventive songwriting, and outspoken idealism, he later pursued a bold solo career, creating enduring anthems like “Imagine” before his death in 1980

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‘Is there a problem officer?’ 🥴

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12 solid months of dumb coming up! 🤓

Hell yeah you’re my favourite 🙌🏾

Joh Ritter as Jack Tripper. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals aren’t usable? Also, it’s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Jake Tapper is an American journalist and author, serving as CNN’s lead Washington anchor and host of The Lead and State of the Union. A two‑time Emmy winner, he’s known for rigorous political interviews, narrative‑driven reporting, and the dumb book he wrote about Joe Biden

bart simpson and lisa simpson are sitting in a stadium with the words second place behind them ALT: bart simpson and lisa simpson are sitting in a stadium with the words second place behind them

Hey I just wanted to take a sec to say Happy International Women’s Day to all the mediocre women out there. Some of you really aren’t trying and that’s ok too!

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a young boy in a plaid shirt is crying with his mouth open . ALT: a young boy in a plaid shirt is crying with his mouth open .

Just described how someone looks by saying ‘exactly like me, but tall, and jacked, and handsome’

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!

You, in another decade

Close up of Bette looking cool af on the bed

‘You come to me like this, on Caturday?’

an older woman wearing headphones is playing a waffle on a record player ALT: an older woman wearing headphones is playing a waffle on a record player

By all means keep it then!

Pro tip: if a person in their 80s asks you to help them with their iPad because it’s out of space, you probably delete GarageBand

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