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πŸ”žI write about dysfunctional people in functional relationships. Respectfully naughty. Sometimes funny. Always dyslexic & ADHD. 38 he/him. Married to @violetfemme.bsky.social https://allmylinks.com/smutty-guy

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I got to β€˜win’ therapy today by explaining to my therapist what CBT stands for in smut spaces.

β€œWell that’s going to be the high point of my day.”

10.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For years we said they’re going for a genocide of trans people and for years we were told to β€œstop being so dramatic.”

Now we’re at the point of human experimentation with the explicit goal of eradicating us.

Can we call the genocide a fucking genocide now?

01.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 3721 πŸ” 1849 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 15

on a related note *screams*

26.02.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost ended up naming a trans character Shelby. Glad I gave it two more seconds of thought.

26.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guy White – Medium Read writing from Guy White on Medium. 18+ Writer, journalist, ghostwriter, and author of steamy stories and educational articles. I’m all over the place https://allmylinks.com/smutty-guy

But, hey, right now you can check out my stuff on Medium. medium.com/@smutty_guy

26.02.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen every single Scream movie, all but one of them the same weekend it came out.

I'm skipping this one. Fuck them for what they did to Melissa Barrera.

26.02.2026 04:18 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting back into the swing of things needs to include promoting my own work … which has always been my least favorite part. (If I had all the money I needed, I’d be willing to pay someone to do that part for me.)

26.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cold approaching people for an interview is always very nerve wracking.

26.02.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see stuff like this and my β€œis this satire” instincts are so overloaded I’m just too depressed to even check.

23.02.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Buy. Fucking a wizard, a sorcerer, and a mage πŸ˜“πŸ˜‹β€οΈ

22.02.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mayor Frey refused to support a unanimous call from the city council to ask Gov. Walz for an eviction moratorium to support our most vulnerable neighbors and now everyone's having to crowdfund rent.

20.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I should have been clearer when I wished more people understood what’s it’s like to live with anxiety.

20.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Following the discovery of radium, the new (radioactive) wonder element was added to wristwatches, children's toys, toothpaste, and even chocolate. But today, we know better. We wouldn't take a new product that we knew was bad for us and bad for the planet and jam it into everything, would we?

18.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 117 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Violet Delights: Walk with Me Disclaimer: As I’ve written before, public sex and exhibitionism are ethically dubious and belong in the realm of fantasy unless practiced…

It’s been a while since I could sit down and write, so I eased back into it with a story from the days in college with my wife. medium.com/@smutty_guy/...

17.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Works for all consumerism driven holidays.

13.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know what's a great Valentine's Day gift to your perpetually exhausted partner? Saying "Let's just not stress each other out with finding gifts."

13.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Some Hearts Just Need the Right Person 
Wrestling coach Emmy Park was happy to get his romance fix by living vicariously through his romance books until encountering Jamir Cunnigham, the owner of his favorite bookstore. Can Emmy find the courage to go after his own happily ever after?

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Some Hearts Just Need the Right Person Wrestling coach Emmy Park was happy to get his romance fix by living vicariously through his romance books until encountering Jamir Cunnigham, the owner of his favorite bookstore. Can Emmy find the courage to go after his own happily ever after? Black/Korean Relationship Grumpy/Sunshine Geek/Jock Bi4Bi Fat Positive Romance Wrestling Coach MMC Bookstore Owner MMC More to Love by Georgina Kiersten

Grumpy meets sunshine in this tender M/M romance. A wrestling coach and a bookstore owner risk their hearts for love, healing, and a happily ever after. Perfect for Valentine’s Day. πŸ’•https://buff.ly/PqbkMER #booksky #valentinesday #romance #mmromance #interracialromance

13.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guest blog: "We probably shouldn't" - on fucking your ex | Girl on the Net Fucking your ex is a bad idea, we all know this. We shouldn't, we mustn't, we can't... But this week's guest blogger did, and is here to tell the story.

"When he comes, I realise just how much I’ve missed him."

This time last year, a fabulous guest blogger wrote about fucking her ex...

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/we-prob...

13.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t Let the Bastards Grind You Down I’ve been away for a while. It’s hard to be productive and present online when your toddler doesn’t sleep through the night for over three…

It's a rough time to try to get back into writing. medium.com/@smutty_guy/...

12.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
its im asuming a bookstore with those words in the front on a poster

its im asuming a bookstore with those words in the front on a poster

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.

17.10.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 3857 πŸ” 1018 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 18
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While I was out of the loop thanks to a baby and now toddler that doesn’t sleep, did instagram start allowing nudity or are these AI girlfriend ads just out of control?

27.10.2025 14:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apps need a β€œthis is my sexting/smut account” setting where it stops trying to connect you with people you know personally and professionally.

26.10.2025 23:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It would suck so bad right now to be someone who really picked Cami or Liz as a pseudonym lmfao

06.01.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been to tired to engage much and came back to way too many accounts with that plus Alisha as the handle. It’s … I’m going back to bed.

07.01.2025 00:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.01.2025 03:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A label titled: DO NOT REPORT TO SKYWATCH.BLUE with the text 

"Skywatch does not deal with spam or porn. We are not capable of doing so and you are overwhelming the labeler. Please only report these accounts to @moderation.bsky.app and remember that sex work is real work." followed by a horizontal rule, which itself is followed by the text "This label was applied by Skywatch Blue / Anti-Alf Aktion."

A label titled: DO NOT REPORT TO SKYWATCH.BLUE with the text "Skywatch does not deal with spam or porn. We are not capable of doing so and you are overwhelming the labeler. Please only report these accounts to @moderation.bsky.app and remember that sex work is real work." followed by a horizontal rule, which itself is followed by the text "This label was applied by Skywatch Blue / Anti-Alf Aktion."

So it's come to this.

05.01.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

I want to be active and interactive but Thing 2 is having another sleep hating phase and I’m exhausted.

05.01.2025 03:13 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the inevitable result of anti-porn laws, btw. Social conservatives want to ban anything they consider salacious - which is hysterical considering their favourite book. Protecting sexual expression in media is foundational.

23.11.2024 16:11 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I feel ancient saying this but many folks, when gay marriage was up for debate, don't remember the trans community existed, as it did way back at Stonewall, and the LGs said, "We'll worry about you when we get ours." And it's been some decades, and now those same LGs are saying "you're too extreme."

22.11.2024 15:25 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

Quit complying in advance.

22.11.2024 14:00 πŸ‘ 4057 πŸ” 678 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 31