today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason
Born too late to explore the Earth.
Born too early to explore the galaxy.
Born just in time to watch Aaron Judge play baseball.
Snorted @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Extremely funny to hear "900 people would lose billions but still be rich and every single member of the middle class--millions of people--would get a check big enough to not have to stress about rent for a month or two" portrayed as a BAD thing
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
Nightmare blunt rotation
AI, Salesforce, Slack, Mr Beast
ITS TIME TO PLAY AMERICA FAVORITE GAME: IS THAT A CATCH!?
RIP now loading
Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
"This is a political attack" well yeah man if your politics are like "we should be able to murder everyone and also pedophiles are cool" people are going to attack that political stance
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
a back page ad in The Onion physical issue the shows a gurney in a morgue with a white sheet over a dead body with the caption "only some people get to live" and the ad is supposed to be from health insurance company Cigna
my spouse got an onion subscription for Xmas and ya'll there are zero punches being pulled
Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
Running the All-PI offense is some smart scumbag shit, Sean Payton
I feel like Anthony Keidis came up with today’s Connections
anyway if you’re a non-Dodger baseball fan feeling mad right now, remember that Andrew Friedman sat out of every high-money available player race until the minute MLB said they wouldn’t punish the 2017 Astros and then he turned on the money faucet like the end of Fury Road so it‘s really their fault
i am watching ken burns american revolution right now and this is literally what every letter from the era they read sounds like
it takes a lot for people in Minneapolis to start openly describing tactics to deal with ICE you might see Kevin from Home Alone use to deal with home invaders, but then officers flash-banged a 6-month old baby, and now many people are filled with rage and ready to die for their neighbors
🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
this is Minnesotan for "I am mad enough to bite through rebar"
The president said "Fuck you" to a citizen and only the citizen will face any consequences
A still from The Shining with adapted lyrics from “Last Resort”: “Cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort”
Lot of people gloating about Aaron Rodgers getting his ass kicked right now. Considering that he's like 36 hours away from a "diarrhea retreat" in which he lives in a deep hole he dug with his own hands and drinks only beef tallow for a whole week—the same regimen Jack Dorsey uses—I'd say he's fine.
I think baseball teams should keep doing goofy bobbleheads. City mentioned in a song or movie once. Bobblehead. A historical figure was born there. Bobblehead. Big movie franchise exists. Player gets a pet. Player eats a popular baseball food. That's right. Bobblehead. Bobblehead. Bobblehead.
Bless them for doing this but also I want to try one of those samosas and while I'm at it, ICE SUCKS.
they say a picture is worth a thousand words. in this case the words are "get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get fucked lol get f ... (1/3)
Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society
frowning Ducks fan with green painted face and hood fading into sideline shot of Dan Lanning
perfect, Louvre this thing now
You can't even get a peach bowl at Chick-fil-A smgdh
