Notactuallyme

I see our neighbors decorated for Halloween. Scary af.

I just can’t quit you, Michele. 😘

Him: What are the neighbors’ names again? The couple next door?

Me: Duncan and Angus.

Him: Not the dogs, the people.

Me: Why the fuck would I know that?

Nope. Got you beat. You can be the younger weird aunt. 😉

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

Welp

That sounds awesome. Thanks, Richard!