Imagine being xenophobic and racist and watching TPUSA’s trashy Kid Rock show last night instead of Bad Bunny’s absolutely stunning and phenomenal Super Bowl halftime performance, how embarrassinggg
RIP Frankenstein’s Monster, you would have loved dissolvable stitches 🪦
I’m lowkey convinced that my dad has no personal experience with worry or anxiety. He’s a very empathetic and gentle person, always there when others are worried, but I’m pretty sure he has never worried a day in his life and I wish I could aspire to even a fraction of his calm. My dad is the best.
Same coworker complains that his preteen son wants him to make steak and eggs every day for breakfast. You don’t have to complain about these things, you can just tell your kid no. In my house we had steak maybe twice a year, I grew up on poptarts for breakfast and I think I turned out fine??
Still thinking about the time my coworker complained about spending $50 on ingredients for a pot of chili and I offered to teach him some cheap cooking hacks and he said “uh, no” as if I’m the crazy one here
Embarrassing that the president of the United States is busy appealing his felony conviction while 41.7 million Americans are about to lose access to food and also he’s building a $300 million ballroom 🙃
Tonight’s hot date with the husbae: dinner at Five Guys, followed by a visit to Play It Again Sports to buy a bench and a few free weights for our little basement gym. Very romantic, very hot girl autumn, very heavy carrying in this gear, might be time for ice cream and a movie
Funny how everything Trump posts is AI slop but he called the Canada Reagan ad fake 🤦🏻♀️
Remember when Umbridge was giving a speech which sounded like rambling nonsense and Hermione was like “no no pay attention this is sinister”
Pay attention, this is sinister
The good ol’ days 😂🙃🫠
I really think that meeting could have been an email
After work I stopped at the store and bought a 12-pack of Dr Pepper, a toilet auger, ant bait traps, a tv antenna, a pack of lindor truffles, a set of three wool dryer balls, a gallon of apple cider, and a card game which was marked down to $5.
This is 30. This is home-owning.
If you’re wondering, the front page of the Smallville Ledger says “sited” instead of “cited” in S1E21 of Smallville. According to Reddit I’m not the first to spot this. It seems I have joined a special set of nerds who 1) watch Smallville (two decades late, even) and 2) spotted this error. Yay me
I know this isn’t important in the grand scheme but I just spotted a spelling error in a fake newspaper in a tv drama from 2002 and that’s honestly gonna bug me for a while
Screenshot of an article from the Detroit Free Press featuring an image of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. The headline reads: “Tight end for Detroit Lions’ Week 6 opponent engaged to Taylor Swift”
I don’t know how the Detroit Free Press showed up in my Facebook feed (stupid algo don’t know nothin’) but this headline is sending me 😂😂
Being an adult is so fun
I’ve cried nearly every day this summer
I’ve been trying to figure something out ever since the update and I’ve finally got it: the new Goodreads logo looks like a microscope
Out: girl dinner
In: squirrel dinner (nuts, seeds, trail mix, small fruits such as grapes, etc)
First glance this is pretty unhinged but on closer inspection you’re doing surprisingly well, I am both concerned and intrigued
I keep hearing about the Gen Z stare, meanwhile I’m an anxious millennial, I can barely even make eye contact
5am, 71° and 95% humidity. The air feels like warm swimming pool
Perks of marriage: any time I feel nervous about anything to do with schedules or adulting, I just have to say “let me talk with my husband and get back to you on that,” not because I need his permission for anything, it’s purely because I prefer talking to him over any other person
This just made me smile so big. Love it, love the colors, love that classic moment. Awesome work!
I love food. Love eating, love cooking. I never lose my appetite unless I’m physically sick. Up until now I thought I was an stress-eater, but this week I’ve learned that’s only true to a certain point. That’s how I know this has been the most stressful week of my life 🙃 yay for self-discovery?
On Juneteenth, we celebrate freedom and recommit ourselves to the work that remains undone. We remember that even in the darkest hours, there is cause to hope for tomorrow’s light.
I’ve only dabbled in it. I’m in the midst of a project requiring some basic edits (designing a coloring book for my little nephews), but I’m much more comfortable with paint, mixed media collage, and drawing
Anyway I’m happy to report I’ve started another painting/collage, here’s hoping I manage to finish this one 🤞🏻
Waste. Fraud. Abuse.
The trouble with being a collage artist is you collect bits & odds & ends and sometimes you have to weed things out, but then later on you think of a bit you want to use but can’t find it, and begin to fear you may have thrown it out.
Good news: I found the little stencils I was looking for!
Yes, and I wish I could suggest how that would best play out! Not a parent and out of school for a while so I haven’t kept up. I just wanted to share another perspective. I see many people claim homeschool is always abusive and should be banned. That’s just not true; it can also be very positive.
