wick

i should pretend i’m mute & become a bartender

the wholefoods wanted me to pay for my things by submitting my palm biometrics buddy if u want access to my true fate and ultimate destiny like that the groceries at least have gotta be free

What is esoteric to you? A silver coin? An hourglass full of tiny skulls? Grow up.

embroidered landscape of a waterfall and lush forest

they should study my brain to better understand contagious yawning but I'll never let them have it

before bong hit: i hate this place this zoo this prison this reality whatever you want to call it i can't stand it any longer

after bong hit: hornses domt stop they keep goin

this place is terrible there's strangers everywhere welcoming me in like they own the fucking place and telling me what not to do here

I made a bluesky so my beautiful wife won't hit me with rocks and threaten to leave me when I call myself an empath on twitter