Rob Roberts

I watched someone’s stream for an hour last night and didn’t say a thing as I was focused on the mmo I was playing my brain just demands multiple things running at once I am valid 🥲

Lmao it’s more the “gay Oscar party” part I’m romanticizing I could really give a shit about the Oscars themselves. I guess it’s like the Super Bowl 😃

I just realized that like, if I wanted to watch the Oscars on Sunday, I could now. It’s been a very long time. I don’t really follow modern movies enough to care but like, if I got invited to a party I’d fake it 🥺 👉👈

Hooray, finished all the reliquaries for season 11 in #DiabloIV with 11 hours left to go lmao. Honestly that was probably my favorite season yet and I wasn't even playing pally (next season). My Rogue ended at Paragon 232. For perspective, the XP pool of my eternal / first 10 seasons combined is 251

💯 but I also think it’s “I want to fool voters in this heavily democratic district that I am not MAGA”

Rep. Kevin Kiley registers no party preference, will serve as independent U.S. Rep. Kevin Kiley registers as an independent in California, citing a stand against partisan gerrymandering.

I now live in CA-6 (thanks, prop 50!) and I’m so excited to vote against this fucking clown, what he’s doing is transparent as fuck. Sadly some people are probably dumb enough to fall for it, but hopefully not many. Can’t wait for the ads that remind everyone how often he sides with Cheetolini 🤗

Sending better vibes and good luck wishes to all affected, I’m sorry to yet again see it’s never the right people being separated.

Me: “Maybe sometimes I miss having a video game industry enthusiast podcast”

The universe:

Me, circa 2019 with a less grey beard and signature flat cap, sipping from a cup labeled “diet coke” (it was not Diet Coke) giving a thumbs up

omg I found the photo

The first time I ever had it I also made the “the fuck???” face but it’s an acquired taste I did the same thing the first time I ever had coffee lmfao

Thinking of that time I asked at world o coke in Vegas if I could get an international flavor in a 24 Oz instead of the taster and the lady said yes, and when I asked for Beverly she made a face of disgust and said “BEVERLY?!” when I said “yup! How much?” she gave it to me for free.

Maaaaan, I liked overclock hacking portals and always wished a little we had a badge for it. I think there’s some great ideas about scanning/overclocking helping with the authenticity of a portals existence and a players existence at a portal. I’m gonna have hope this decision leads to better things

An old historic temple ready to crumble to dust 👴🏻 lol 🧡

It’s so stupid!!! My body is a delicate temple 🙍‍♀️

Allen and I have both been stupid sick all week post cruise. Not covid but a reminder we aren’t allowed to do anything nice without punishment.
Finally well enough yesterday to walk 14K steps at an ingress meet up and 11K today. My point is, I EARNED that $1.50 Costco hotdog I just inhaled. 🐷

thank fuck daylight savings is here. boo hoo about the lost hour of sleep, daylight until 7pm for my walks will be the best thing ever ☀️

Oh wow, maybe I am into pup play 🫨

Jelly!! I really want to try virgin cruises. The no kids thing is really the selling point

1297226 , 7 digits :(

i tink she's still iconic tho

Welp, it finally happened, my phone autocorrected to “fuck” when no, this time I really was actually trying to say “duck” 🦆

Ding dong the witch is … probably getting replaced with someone worse 🫠

How I feel when someone blocks me

Hahaha I WISH but sadly the cruise is over and I’m back at home 😢

good morning ☕️

I’ll see the Tencent board in the parking lot at 5PM

(For legal reasons, this is hyperbole)

👏 👏 👏

Who the fuck set some goal that this game had to hit x number of dollars in three months or its ass up for everyone? Who approved such a shitty financial plan? Let’s name names for fun.

Every executive attached to this (NOT the hard working artists, programmers, etc) should be extremely fucking embarrassed at themselves.

Stop telling gamers what they want out of some boardroom and try playing some fucking games.

kinda want to check out the new WoW expansion but also, ehhhh it's not like i end game raid, what's the rush? surely they offer a discount by summer.