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I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the bacon in the fridge for all those who cry out in hunger.

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It does help if you know it’s mountainous before you begin fighting though😁

07.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that was a recent discovery for me

07.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay, I’m gonna sound conspiratorial, but is it possible this ordering of events (Venezuela, Iran) is intentional? Drive up the price of oil to make the American majors both a ton of money and to make Venezuela worth investing in? Projections go up to 150 a barrel and Venezuela needs what, 90?

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t know isn’t a defense here because you went to the places and did the things someone who do know would do, so all the same worries can’t be dispelled by that. Ignorance isn’t a defense.

06.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I also worry because if that is the case, that isn’t the story he’s telling. He’s being dishonest about something that he doesn’t need to be dishonest about.

Like, you can just say, β€œWhen I was young I was exposed to a bunch of propaganda and I had to fix myself.” That isn’t an indictment.

06.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like it’s possible he just liked hanging around with closet Nazis in his youth and they found the artist for him.

Lord knows I hung out with a few when I was young and stupid, pobodys nerfect and doing better is a process.

But that’s still BAD and I’m not running for senate.

06.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This has always been the indictment for me. I don’t like that he got the tattoo but I really don’t like that he knew a tattoo artist who would do it in the first place. I spent a lot of time in my youth around Sturgis, and the Nazi Bar argument applies to tattoo artists too.

06.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🧡🧡🧡 Here's a thread with examples of the unfitness of Markwayne Mullin, Trump's choice to succeed Kristi Noem as Homeland Security secretary. 🧡🧡🧡

05.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

It’s about vengeance for perceived sleights, nostalgia for past days and the attempted projection of strength and ruthlessness while being psychologically in a defensive crouch. Schadenfreude is a natural part of that combination.

06.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I suspect he might think this is the road to the presidency and does not realize the white elephant he has been gifted.

06.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 7235 πŸ” 1133 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 124

In case you're wondering, the Senator reposted the video along with this comment

04.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 824 πŸ” 259 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 75

We don’t really think she knows a quote - any quote - do we?

06.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking loser shit

05.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What would be the motivation? Just more Shia vs Sunni? This doesn’t make it easier to rein that in. Doesn’t make sense.

05.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She should let that filter down to her officers.

I am becoming radicalized to the point I begin to believe lying should be punished by shoving you into the North Atlantic.

04.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Plus they’re not exactly cheaper. Upmarket Walmart charges upmarket Walmart prices, which feels like a dying niche when the second quartile of Walmart shoppers are putting the burrito taxi on a payment plan.

03.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This appears to be what we get for not mowing the lawn.

03.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The next Supreme Leader of Iran is whoever figures out how to install Zoom

03.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am trying to give you advice on how to make a better (read: more persuasive) argument.

I no longer care about the broader point because you and I were clearly not talking about the same thing, and we have something like 90% overlap on the actual position. You can continue to vent if you need.

19.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t disagree that there’s a conflation problem but when you talk to people and advocate for a thing, it isn’t on them to make sure they understand you.

19.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What failed point? I didn’t disagree with the policy during Covid. I disagree with extending it into perpetuity. Which is what I said, and what you don’t seem to have an issue with. So again: clarify your argument, and again, what are you arguing with me about?

19.02.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beg pardon?

19.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Were you around for Covid era masking policy? Because I just described it. If you’re asking for a different policy (like the one I just articulated) then a) You might want to clarify that because at least a few people are making that assumption, and b) what’s the issue?

19.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which is why I wear a mask if I have to go out when I am sick or think I am sick. That’s a reasonable ask.

It is not a reasonable ask to require every other person to constantly and consistently cover their face in public places rather than getting a properly fitted respirator.

19.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If unemployment hits 30% it will have beaten the Great Depression at its worst by like 5%

19.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But if we do that we might have to tax our horrendously unpopular billionaire class. What to do!

19.02.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, I have ankle damage, so my leg is good for a certain amount of work each day before it simply won’t support my weight any longer.

For this reason I keep a cane in my car trunk.

Embarassing to use at 40, sure, but if I need it I need it. I don’t expect solutions from other people.

19.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This argument is so weird to me. There’s an expectation that the world will bend, and you will never have to bend in return.

If immunocompromised like that, you kind of need to own some kind of sealing or powered respirator just in case someone doesn’t comply anyway, as it’s not socially agreed.

19.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0