Lorraine Sommerfeld -> 🇨🇦

He's not in trade negotiations; he's in hostage negotiations.

How have we moved so quickly from "this war is totally illegal" to "how is the war going?"

The worst cabinet in American history And it's not even close.

If you only read one thing today.
"Comically unqualified, intensely partisan, and unflaggingly devoted to whatever ridiculous thing bubbled out of Donald Trump’s mouth 5 minutes ago...what will undoubtedly be regarded as the worst presidential cabinet in history.
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A very naive young woman walking down the aisle with her awesome Dad who died 30 years ago this year. Love you, Pop.

Getting old, and barely noticing...
www.thespec.com/gift-redeem?...

Can you imagine being dumped by Trump and just being left holding a Lewandowski? There's no playing that shit hand.

Medium 3. For now.

Toronto Police civilian oversight board chair resists calls for public inquiry into Project South allegations Province’s top police watchdog already vowed to hire an outside official to conduct a review of corruption

The mayor needs to yank Shelley Carroll off the police board today. This is bananas. Here’s a gift link. Are there any elected officials in Toronto standing up for residents? She must go.

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Who the fuck is still wondering what Kellyanne Conway thinks about anything? Or Newt? Or any of them?

Who will lead Iran once the war is over? “Most of the people we had in mind are dead,” says President Trump - NYT

As he rearranges his checkers on a chessboard, the rest of the world pays. And pays.

We eat food grown in sheep poop.

Lorraine Explains: Is Ford’s Farley pedaling fast enough? Nobody took the Chinese auto industry seriously until it was a threat to the entire industry

"Nobody took the Chinese auto industry seriously until, to paraphrase Twain or Hemingway or whoever’s turn it is to credit, they got better very slowly, then all at once."

My column today: driving.ca/column/lorra...

Do you even hear yourself anymore, WaPo?

Trump on Iran leadership: "Second or third place is dead."

This is why you don't let someone who runs beauty pageants run a war.

"The president has declared bombing will continue until it brings peace".

Yup.

Yeah, Takata. They continue to have issues, especially in hot climates. Just want people to be aware!

Yes. You had to assemble them yourself!

Welcome to Newfoundland!

Older Dodge, Jeep models face new 'Do Not Drive' warning Ram trucks, Dodge Charger or Challenger cars among thousands of vehicles covered by deadly ongoing Takata airbag recall

Jeep Wrangler SUVs from 2007 to 2016; and
Chrysler 300 and Dodge Challenger cars built between 2008 and 2014 if they have had not their airbags replaced

driving.ca/auto-news/dr...

Dodge Dakota pickups from 2005 to 2012;
Dodge Charger sedans from 2006 to 2015;
Chrysler Crossfire sports cars from 2007 and 2008;
Chrysler Aspen SUVs from 2007 to 2009;

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Rare 'do not drive' recall issued for older Stellantis (Chrysler) models over airbags. Contact your dealer if you own one of these vehicles:
Ram trucks and Sprinter vans built between 2003 and 2016;
Dodge Durango SUVs built from 2004 through 2009;
Dodge Magnums from 2005 to 2008;

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So Venezuela was just the sidechick. Got it.

"Epic Fury" "Department of War"
The unleashed toxic masculinity of these absolute chodes is mindboggling.

Israel and US bombing Iran. A WaPo newser in my email: We look for the best baguette in Paris.

So Kash Patel borrowing an FBI jet the same way my uni boyfriend used to borrow his Mom's Pinto.

"Oh fuck please no"

Lorraine Explains: Are Canadian car buyers smarter than their American counterparts? Cars are too expensive, and people increasingly can’t afford them

Resist the urge to roll an old car loan into a new one. Terrible, no good, very bad.

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I hope people move in the car market with a lot of caution, Theo.

Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Imposes a Temporary Import Duty to Address Fundamental International Payment Problems PROTECTING THE U.S. ECONOMY AND NATIONAL INTERESTS: Today, President Donald J. Trump signed a Proclamation imposing a temporary import duty to address

White House confirms the new 10% Section 122 tariffs do not affect USMCA compliant goods from Canada or Mexico

Nor do they stack on top of section 232 tariffs

Here in the 'burbs, a former punk rocker and a buncha cops ran a Ponzi scheme. A judge ruled they have to pay back the money they all made. It's rare for such a ruling. The "winners" must be livid. They no doubt think they earned it. I think Trump is experiencing a similar vibe right now.

Ford should really think twice and speak once.

Oh wait, that would be a trade reference. Never mind.