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None of those words are in the Bible.

DRAW A FREAKIN' STAR!!! JUST DRAW A STAR! IT'S LIKE THE EASIEST SHAPE TO DRAW, MAN! EVERYBODY LEARNED HOW TO DRAW STARS WHEN THEY WERE LIKE THREE YEARS OLD! BABY TOYS ARE COVERED IN STARS! BECAUSE IT'S A SHAPE THAT BABIES UNDERSTAND!

“Glen Powell can’t be my age, he looks almost 40!”

A thought that preceded a terrible realization

ONION BUBS!

That’s the three hits from Bullet Seed it took to knock out Roxanne’s Nosepass before I stuck the Seedot in the box forever.

Really annoying to face but not actually that powerful?

C O V E R E D B R I D G E S

We need to get you some serious clown care, man.

Doesn't that violate the Geneva Convention?

“Actually the URL is” shut up I don’t care

Men will literally block Spencer Hall on Bluesky dot com before they go to therapy smh

Dangeresque, Too?

In-a-pro-pro!

Man, if it™ happens while he has Varsity in his digestive tract, the memes will be immaculate.

So they think only 24% of Americans make between $50K and $500K?

Can you please put a content warning on these videos when a song is a high risk to get stuck in your head for the next several weeks? I’m still getting over Pop Musik.

I hate how The Teach only appeared in this one email.

See, TRoS, my least favorite SW. movie, actually exceeded my expectations because they were so in the toilet after where they left the story at the end of TLJ, which would be my answer for this prompt.

As I was reading this, I was very worried about what the last word would be.

This one time, I had to hug a tree.

AaAaAaAaAa I bathe myself in shipping supplies

Now?

More like a biathlon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How do we get the Sickos Committee to be recognized as a selector?

What about a Patriots Super Bowl with no Tom Brady?

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Admittedly that was the most neutered versions of “Holiday” and “American Idiot” I’ve ever heard.

C! G! N!

…U!