❄️ (Grove Tender) ❄️

One thing about dating me is I *will* put a nickname for you in my phone that I have never once used irl and both of us would be embarrassed if anyone saw

One thing about dating me is I will ask you if you love me and if you don't quote back the next verse of the fiddler on the roof song I'll cry

Me after making the one phone call I've been putting off all day: hell yeah I'm so good at my job im such a high value employee and woman

Screaming about this in my living room thanks

Woah! They're so cute!!

Me too!! I was in dresses just about all of last summer waiting for the e to hit at all and now I'm just so aware I own no girl shorts

Gladly! They're really good tits!

Phasing back into reality an hour into the zoom work meeting to hear "thank you for being so attentive"

historically, a jester would receive gifts of all kinds from the king while in his employ. this would often be things such as fine fabrics and outfits, and sometimes even land. in this way we can directly link the jester and king to the modern day sugar daddy and sugar baby

Real, two things can be true I guess

I think I take it back

Yeah no youre right

It is an honor and a privilege to care so much I ache

Everybody's group chat talking bout them

An older cis woman just told me she really loves my voice at the cafe. Chat I think Im gonna cry

Would Chicago girls get invites 👉👈

Oh good, I mean God, I mean okay I mean oh no I mean

Two geese sassily swaying they hips as they walk across the crosswalk, I wanna be just like them

Ohohoho! would you look at that! The boys in my book are gay! 💏

Uuuh...uuuh...uh ....uuuuhhh.... I know you ate that guy that one time do you eat girls?

Girls shouldn't have to feel cold 😣

Got baited by yesterday's sunshine and now am shivering in a dress at the bus stop 😔

The guy I still kinda wanna tell is the Christian who crashed out about a bisexual awakening after seeing me in the dorm, jokes on you buddy you could still count as straight if you squint and it's that important to you

Hahaha I was informed that I was a bit of a sticking point for one of them for a while, while she was realizing this was a lesbian thing not a bisexual thing. I ended up being categorized as the loose end and anomaly for another two years lmao

If I had a nickel for every girl who liked me in highschool, was confused about that when they realized they were queer/lesbian, and then was unconfused when I transitioned, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but still weird that it happened twice

If the deck is good I don't want it

I do not apologize for the ghosts I bring with me, it is an honor to remember

Wooowwww I need nothing btw just fyi

Woohoo! Sunny and seventy 🥰

I hide it well 🙂‍↕️