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Van Dennis

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He/his, early 30s, media writer, as seen on @unwinnable.com Talks about movies, videogames, TV, and the Seattle mariners (and also anime, cars & lefty politics)

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2026 solidifying its sicko energy by threatening to have the charlotte hornets AND blazers make the playoffs in the same season

13.03.2026 09:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you get a crashout, YOU get a crashout, everybody gets a crashout!

13.03.2026 09:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this can't be due to the "dynamic" difficulty, it can't be that dumb

13.03.2026 07:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for anyone who was hoping the show 26 would remedy the hitting issues from 25, boy do I have some hopes and dreams of yours to crush

13.03.2026 07:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird that Putin would benefit from this war that seems beneficial to no one else

13.03.2026 03:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 710 ๐Ÿ” 261 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Robbie is either checking himself in to therapy or he's dying at the end of this season, those are the only outcomes left

13.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd really appreciate it if BBR would update Abraham Toro's WBC stat line because he's playing like friggin 2023 Arozarena and it's hilarious

12.03.2026 10:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no idea what's set them off, they've just been... "active" for the past week or two now.
really don't like it.

12.03.2026 07:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would really appreciate it if my stupid emotions would calm the fuck down again soon

12.03.2026 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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First 6 Days of Iran War Cost U.S. $11.3 Billion, Pentagon Says

That's about half of what it cost for USAID for a whole year www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

12.03.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1900 ๐Ÿ” 847 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

even my debit card is unhappy with my insurance company pulling shit

12.03.2026 06:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What's My JND? Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?

This one's fun (and is encouraging me to finally transfer over to my new phone)

What's My JND? 0.0026
Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

12.03.2026 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honolulu (Oahu) and Kahului (Maui) are forecast to pick up about half their annual rainfall in less than 5 days, with most of it falling in 48 hours or less.

12.03.2026 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 102 ๐Ÿ” 53 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

mr. president, the question was "are the *straights* okay"

12.03.2026 05:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Game idea dreams are the worst because last night I imagined "mirror's edge with pokemon" where you parkour through a futuristic city but you catch mons and build a team to eventually help you escape it and there's no way that game will ever get made

12.03.2026 05:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

photographers, it is YOUR time to earn that Pulitzer by capturing the exact moment Rubio eats shit while slipping on a banana peel in his too-big Boy Shoes

11.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 301 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

[me at the pearly gates]
"Any regrets?"
"Among many... didn't save as many mariner memes as I should have."

12.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trying to find the meme of Abraham toro with bullhorns and on fire is taking up more of my time than it should

12.03.2026 04:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The three tenors blaring in this stadium is beyond surreal

12.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A legally dubious bill that won't pass Congress but WILL piss off Trump who doesn't want anyone talking about abortion ahead of the midterms? Sorry to say but Hawley is running in 2028

12.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 137 ๐Ÿ” 40 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Muney, this is the one time it's okay for you to give up a meatball

12.03.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[through misty eyes]
Bring me Muรฑoz, one last time

12.03.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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02.08.2025 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 18644 ๐Ÿ” 7674 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54 ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

Baseball is supposed to be fun

12.03.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 84 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I had an "Italian-American" roommate in college, and that motherfucker was as progressive as Kyrsten sinema.

12.03.2026 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You want racial solidarity, gimme a team Ireland

12.03.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People really thought that Italy would collude with Mexico, overlooking the fact that that team is whiiiite as hell

12.03.2026 00:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Canada ADVANCE to the quarterfinals of the WBC for the first time in history after taking down Cuba in their final game! ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

11.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 315 ๐Ÿ” 72 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

He's 37 years old and pumping 97 mph
... Jerry, hear me out...

11.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JAMES PAXTON IS GONNA CLOSE THIS GAME AND MIGHT SEND CANADA PAST ROUND ONE FOR THE FIRST TIME

11.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0