👑 Alexxis Falcon is dominating London right now, holding both the PROGRESS Women’s World Championship and Riot Cabaret Legacy Women’s World Championship.
Are we about to witness the Iron Queen’s era of dominance?
➡️ Our latest show is now available on Riot Cabaret Gold!
Relive all the chaos of the 80s Rumble, three huge championship matches and so much more!
🔗 Join here and check out every Riot Cabaret show ever: bit.ly/RCGold
⚡️ It's official: after a hiatus from professional wrestling, the Riot Cabaret Women's World Champion @thunderrosa22.bsky.social returns in April!
👑 She faces the Legacy Women's World Champion Alexxis Falcon!
🎟 Don't miss this huge unification match at our next show: http://bit.ly/Thunderwall
⚡️ After an incredible start to 2026, we're back in April with THUNDERWALL!
🎟 Tickets are on sale now and already moving fast: don't miss out: http://bit.ly/Thunderwall
It's Tuesday. You know what that means.
🚨 Alexxis Falcon has an important announcement to make ahead of her championship defence against Nightshade this Tuesday!
After Munny P.I. was unable to pin Tate Mayfairs' attempted assassination on Mr Blobby, Mayfairs' phone records pointed to the last person known to have seen him before he was shot — Maia Beth!
Munny questions Beth this Tuesday! But is Mayfairs' patience with his investigator beginning to wane?
☄️ SLAM BALL is back this Tuesday!
As The Franchise continue to court TK Cooper, Sunshine Machine return to the match they helped make infamous — they face Nina Samuels and Cassius!
And being the fighting champions they are, the Tag Team Championships are on the line!
🎟 http://bit.ly/Slamma26
A raft of HUGE names have declared for next week's 80s Rumble!
🪩 Join us on Tuesday for some neon-soaked chaos and nostalgia at the iconic Clapham Grand: http://bit.ly/Slamma26
👑 After a strong showing on her Riot Cabaret debut, Nightshade challenges Alexxis Falcon for the Interim Women's World Championship!
Falcon overcame none other than Nina Samuels and Nixon Newell in claiming the gold, and now faces a hugely difficult test against Nightshade next week...
🩰 After Tommy Vril had one of his most impressive outings in a Riot Cabaret ring against Lio Rush last month, he now faces Tate Mayfairs.
With Mayfairs recovered from an attempt on his life, the self-styled Greatest Professional Wrestler to Ever Walk Planet Earth is hunting for answers...
💎 Diamond Eyes compete in their first ever Trios match!
Angelo, Mills and Joshua have taken the UK by storm and are set to have their first match as full team against one of the country's premiere trios, The Bryants — including a hotly anticipated debut for Leland Bryant!
It’s Rumble season, and you didn’t think we of all people were going to sit this one out, did you?
Join us in two weeks for a neon and nostalgia-soaked over-the-top bonanza — it’s the 80s, Riot Cabaret style!
🎟️ http://bit.ly/Slamma26
Charles Crowley finally held the Riot Cabaret World Championship aloft last month, and now defends against one of the most decorated wrestlers the UK has ever produced: Mark Haskins!
With Session Moth and Vicky Haskins also at ringside, a chaotic main event is guaranteed for our first show of 2026!
For his first challenger, Charles Crowley asked to face someone who could be impossible to beat.
We've given him a challenger who has travelled the world, been in the vanguard of a groundbreaking generation of professional wrestlers, and won some of the biggest championships in Europe.
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🩰 The Prima Tommy Vril and Blackheart Lio Rush put on a spectacular contest at the Jingle Bell Brawl, with the mutual respect between the two evident after the match.
Though Vril tasted defeat in the match, his stock continues to rise in Riot Cabaret and he has earned an admirer in Lio Rush.
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🧤 “𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘤𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵!”
After Bullit KC successfully exonerated Mr Blobby of any involvement in the Mayfairs case, Munny PI was forced to go back to the drawing board...
Jingle Bell Brawl saw yet more scrutiny heaped on TK Cooper, as he appeared to inadvertently help his suitors in The Franchise retain the Slam Ball Trophy.
With The Franchise now openly courting TK ahead of a rumoured seismic contract offer, it may soon be decision time for the Headbutt Messiah.
💥 Nico Angelo and Spike Trivet gave us perhaps the most brutal battle in our history at this year’s Jingle Bell Brawl.
Both men held the Riot Cabaret World Championship that evening, yet both ended the night empty handed.
How will both Angelo and Trivet regroup after such a punishing outing?
👑 Jingle Bell Brawl 2025 saw The Iron Queen Alexxis Falcon emerge victorious from a dramatic Triple Threat main event as Riot Cabaret Interim Women’s World Champion!
With her counterpart Thunder Rosa currently on hiatus, who would you like to see face off with Falcon for the gold?
🖤 Blackheart Lio Rush rounded off his UK tour with victory in an incredible match against rising star Tommy Vril at this year’s Jingle Bell Brawl.
Could we see Rush in a Riot Cabaret ring again before too long?
💫 It was a night to remember for Charles Crowley as Session Moth Martina used her Christmas Wish to bring him back home to Riot Cabaret, dethroning newly minted World Champion Spike Trivet in the process!
🎄 Let's be honest, the Christmas Day TV schedule is lacklustre.
Never fear — Jingle Bell Brawl 2025 is now available on Riot Cabaret Gold!
➡️ bit.ly/RiotGold
🎄 Merry Christmas, from our family to yours.
Thank you for all your support throughout 2025 — we'll see you for more lovely wrestling shenanigans in 2026!
Thanks, Mike!
I've seen some great wrestling in my time but have never had as much fun at a show as last night at @riotcabaret.bsky.social. Just completely gets what it's meant to be about, outrageously silly and fun, and we got a photo with the big man.
🪩 Thank you so much to everyone for making 2025 our biggest year ever.
We're back in our favourite place in February for third instalment in the Slamma Mia trilogy! We'd love to see you there to kick off 2026 with a bang.
🎟 Tix: http://bit.ly/Slamma26
BUT WAIT…#AndNew!
#AndNew…
