Patrick M Roach

South Detroit. Indeed.

#iykyk

Dinner is served. Guess we’re having extra protein tonight, but I hear they taste like chicken.

Took a minute to sort out the backwards cursive. 😂 That’s awesome!

Exactly!

They have people to do that for them. 🤷‍♂️

Pro tip: when your laptop says, “You might want to plug in your PC,” it means you’ve got about 10 seconds to comply.

Preach it. Good morning, Lisa!

I’m not crying. You’re crying! 😭

Steve Martin. “Do you wanna get…small?”

Hey @nicholehiltz.bsky.social , are you in Michigan today? I saw a big pickup truck flying an upside down flag and “trump for prison” painted on the rear window. The driver was, I’m quite sure, a pretty blonde lady in an orange hoodie slammin’ a Dunkin.

“Epic Fury” sounds like a name a 12 year old would dream up.

😂😂😂🤣

So much for separation of church and state.

Not sure what he’s trying to cute his way out of, but it must be pretty serious.

Wait. You got one of those?

Compliance in advance - opening the door for dictators since time immemorial.

Hope you’re better soon. ❤️

Post a kaiju and name its OnlyFans page…

Ho on the half-shell? 🤷‍♂️

I feel safer. OK, that’s…not true.

Managed to thread the needle yesterday and got rid of all the dog poop in the back yard before it started to snow again.

They should have a Nobel Poop Prize for mastery of poop management.

Seems like that lady from Venezuela should be asking for her Nobel medal back.

Awkward 😬 Good save. Everyone gripes about their boss sometimes. Comes with the boss territory.

Oof! Hope RuthAnn has a good sense of humor. 😂😂😂

In this scenario I was in the “boss” role. I let it slide. It was a while ago now, not sure why I was thinking about it. But I do wonder, should I have mentioned it to him, because not everyone will take it in stride?

But still, these are excellent definitions. 😂😂

OMG the annual Snow Ball is tomorrow night and we didn’t have a *thing* to wear! Dad to the rescue. Deadlines be damned.

Fashion emergency update: the situation is under control. While we’re here, if anyone needs pasties or fashion tape, let me know and I will set you up.

Tending to a dress shopping emergency.

I never knew that was a thing until now.

#teenagers

Pro Tip:

When your boss sends you detailed feedback on a project, think twice before you reply with “TLDR.”

You’re welcome.

Awww, it’s a moo-shoe!