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The Trump administration could really restore confidence by getting the entire Cabinet to ride a tanker through the Straits of Hormuz to show everyone how safe and easy it is now.

They could bring along a lot of MAGA influencers and Fox News hosts to broadcast it all live!

a zillow listing for a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom 2900 square foot home in pendleton, north carolina.

built in 1840
in rural north carolina
on 10 acres of land
with lots of "outbuildings"
and a cemetery on property

what do the context clues tell us about this house?

So this was REALLY easy. My laptop even died in the process, token expired because I post too much, but I was able to pick right back up every time.

Seamless transition for me.

there's a man sitting at my table in this coffee shop wearing a cloak rolling his own cigarette on top of a massive copy of Sartre's "Being and Nothingness" and it's like looking into my future

He's welcome to talk to my kids. My eldest takes the subway 40 min each way every day starting in Harlem (gasp!). If asked how he manages to do it, I suspect he'd respond, "Huh? What? Subway? I sit. Or sometimes I stand. What are you talking about bro?"

if transitioning didn’t change your sex they wouldn’t be trying to ban it

stories in roman history where an emperor secures a favorable peace treaty and then his asshole son is like "nah I think we can take them" and then gets his shit rocked for like a decade feel so real after watching the last decade of the Iran nuclear deal followed by this debacle

As Amazon loaded their smart displays with ads, a group of hardware hackers found a way to liberate a few early models, turning them into stripped-down, useful android displays. I now have performed four digital exorcisms. I spoke to the person behind the jailbreak via telegram for @aftermath.site

In fairness, a guy snaked a parking spot I was actively trying to back into on Monday and my immediate reaction was, "I'm going to come back and key your car"

I didn't.

But cars really do make people nuts.

Because you don’t wanna be around when one of those suckers gets hungry.

Reading the original post replies and I have to say only virgins think this is what this would look like

Sorry but I know you guys would find any possible way to use the wrong amount of sunscreen. Had to be done

Certain dudes are still upset with me when I said in 2012 that here in the US, being a straight white male is living on the lowest difficulty setting of life. From here on out I'm just going to refer them to these DOGE staffer depositions, and then tell them to go fuck themselves.

www.federalreserve.gov/apps/proposa...

Federal Reserve is asking for public comment on potential regulations for the Board of Governors no longer compelling banks to deny services based on reputational risk.

IF YOU'RE IN THE US PLEASE GO COMMENT THAT YOU WANT BANKS TO NO LONGER DENY LEGAL SERVICES

Buffalo Return: New Herd Report Shows More Than 25,000 Buffalo On Tribal Lands 1,500 Buffalo Returned To Tribes In 2025 The InterTribal Buffalo Council, which represents 89 member nations, has spent decades rebuilding buffalo herds after federal extermination campaigns and land…

In the late 1800s the US gov killed more than 3 million buffalo to intentionally starve Native communities and disrupt cultural lifeways. Today, tribes are working to bring the buffalo back. 1,500 buffalo were returned to tribes last year.

The first thing I noticed was that the pain was gone. The tall, thin, hooded figure let me bask in that for a moment.

IT IS TIME

"Oh," I said, looking down at the frail vessel I had inhabited all my life. "Right."

COME

"Do you remember," I asked as we walked, "everyone you come for?"

YES

1/2

"To be where the rising ape meets the falling angel?"

AH. I HEAR YOU HAVE MET HIM TOO

3/3
#GNUTerryPratchett

Geez, everyone knows you use GINGER.
Get it together, AI

(Disclaimer; don’t listen to me, I am not a doctor, no really, you would seriously regret this)

got it

excellent. I fully support our beautiful burger corporations incorporating rotating sandwich into their technology stack

my new keyboard layout has “caps word” functionality (think caps lock but just for a single word) and my god traditional keyboard manufacturers need to get with the times

where has this been all my life

It’s a “sport boost” button for the keyboard! Cool!

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

Fun fact? Vick's property was searched, he was arrested, and plead out in THE SAME YEAR a certain electoral Trojan Horse got that tattoo.

Bet if I drew a Venn diagram of people who say a mercenary who lied about a Nazi tattoo has more than proven redemption and people who'd put Vick back in jail? ⚪️

A gorgeous picture of Wunmi Mosaku covering Glamour UK Mag

Speechless.

My wife in a Blacksky tee

Only love the risk takers and spliff makers

if you want the "frisson of transgression" (???) just shoplift like everyone else

i think a lot of maga types could be fixed by one good ass kicking in the mosh pit

you do not have to do racism to experience “the frisson of transgression” you can simply shoplift an eyeliner pencil or cheat on your husband instead

For my quarter-life crisis I quit my job, jumped out of an airplane and moved countries instead.

10/10 recommend.