ˣ 👻⠀⠀KIRBY ⠀⠀REED⠀⠀ (Parody⠀⠀! ⠀)

Kirby‘s going to let out a small sigh as she’s pinching the bridge of her nose almost like she doesn’t quite know how to handle the situation just yet.

“You know what maybe we can just pretend it never happened okay? I won’t lose my job if we pretend it did not happen okay?”

Kirby is going to laugh softly when she sees Sam has finally arrived with her now sliding over the food that she had bought for her before grinning once again.

“You know you did not need to run here. I still had quite a little bit but not a lot of time left on my hands baby.”

Kirby’s going to shake her head softly but it’s mostly playful as she’s going to adjust her phone against her ear whilst her other hand is grabbing the food off the person.

“Well hurry up beautiful. I only have another fifty minutes on break before I gotta head back to work.”

Kirby’s going to let out a little bit of a sigh, pinching the bridge of her nose a little bit as she’s trying not to snap but needs to establish that boundary with Ellie.

“I get you really like the gun but it’s also a government issued weapon and I could get in trouble for it being shot.”

Kirby can hear that hint of excitement in Sam’s voice and finds herself to let out a little bit of a chuckle before holding the phone back for a second so she can place in their order.

“You know Sam you can just admit it’s cause you’re excited to spend some more time with me baby. It’s cute!”

Kirby is going to pinch the bridge of her nose for a second, letting out a little bit of a sigh as she does so before she’s sticking the gun into her holster and places her hands against her hips.

“You know kid there is also this thing called asking first before you touch something.”

“Oh well I’m on lunch break for like an hour and half and I’m bored soooo do you want a burger or anything? Or maybe even some fries! Honestly I’m down to get you whatever!”

Kirby’s going to grin now, her hands coming onto one her hips as she’s now scanning the menu with a frown on her face.

Kirby’s already rushing over to the scene when she hears the gun going off, her hands now coming to her hips as she’s giving Ellie a look before shaking her head.

“Can I have my gun back preferably before you blow off your own head or something? And now I gotta pay for the wall.”

@verdantimmunity.bsky.social

Usually, she doesn’t often panic over her gun since Kirby’s usually got it attached to her holster but today she doesn’t and is panicking to try and find it.

“No no no! Ugh where did I put it?! Did I leave it in my drawer? No I’m sure I did not leave it there!”

@wipedoutabloodline.bsky.social

Kirby’s been sat at her desk all day, back hurting and has only really just stood up so that she can grab a burger from the small fast food place by the FBI building.

She’s also calling Sam now, bouncing on her heels slightly whilst humming to herself.

Screams own, Samantha Carpenter
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21+ admin (MDNI), she/ her pronouns, literate and will contain heavy adult themes and NSFW content, singleship muse, Scream canon casted with Hayden Panettiere, OC and crossover friendly, GMT timezone, penned by Meg.

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Kirby Reed, Ghostface victim and survivor, former best friend of Jill Roberts, Loves horror movies, FBI agent, taken by @wipedoutabloodline.bsky.social