Lisa

Waking up and starting the day with a headache can’t be a good sign, right? 😵‍💫

It’s happening again 🤦🏻‍♀️

It’s Tuesday but it’s giving Monday and I’m gonna lose my shit

I made a Very Wrong Decision this morning

Ashamed of myself for not calling out of work today when my kitten curled up into my chest after my second alarm went off 😭

Walking into work today like

a girl is laying on the floor in front of a merry go round ALT: a girl is laying on the floor in front of a merry go round

First week down… and we haven’t even started classes yet 🫠

a person peeking out from behind a red curtain with a blue curtain behind them ALT: a person peeking out from behind a red curtain with a blue curtain behind them

Mandated reporter training got me like

I need to lock in before 🤢school starts🤢 but let it be known and on the record that I am locking in under duress

Now I’m doubly glad I decided not to bother watching 🤦🏻‍♀️

ShoulderCat 🐈‍⬛

Gotta love when students have access to important info that you, the educator, do not 🙃🙃🙃🙃

My boy 🖤

Watching S3 and I want to throat punch Bertha soooooooo fucking bad *Bruno Mars voice*

Being someone who typically has zero plans and now having to figure out a way to juggle two rather large events in one day is ✨stressful✨ kthnx

Ha! Haven’t gotten that far into the lore yet but I know exactly who you mean 😂

The Gilded Age is my new hyperfixation

a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people and making a peace sign . ALT: a woman wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is sitting in a crowd of people and making a peace sign .

Forcing myself back into my stream-of-consciousness/bullshittery era

snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is looking at a ghost behind a table . ALT: snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is looking at a ghost behind a table .

Is this thing on?

Could b cool

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

My brain has been so much in a blender lately (and work has infiltrated every cell) that aloud, to myself (as I tend to do, nothing to do with the blender) I said, “it’s not earth science” (as opposed to “it’s not rocket science”) (more parentheses)

Johnniessssss! What a win

Gym pet peeve: supersets. You’re an asshole if you’re taking up more than one machine idc idc

Today is gonna suck, but here’s a pretty view from my office window 🌇

Can’t see the Freedom Tower from my office like I normally would, but it’s still pretty ❄️

inside everyone, there are two princes. one has diamonds in his pocket and one wants to buy you rockets.

(Jk that was actually a very wholesome tweet exchange)