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Drew Curtis

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Founder/CEO Fark.com. Likely time traveler

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It reminds them of home

10.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Generating His Own Fog Of Disinformation About Iran War George W. Bush’s false claims about Iraqi β€œweapons of mass destruction” generated scandal. Trump’s open lies about his war with Iran are barely generating a shrug.

The Shart of War

10.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Florida Man: not just a stereotype, it’s an ethos

10.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Same

10.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First Post! Ancient Graffiti Tagger Traveled From India to Egypt So Everyone Knew He’d Been There Two millennia before Instagram, one traveler was already leaving aggressively minimalist travel reviews.

Two millennia before Instagram, one traveler was already leaving aggressively minimalist travel reviews.

#Egypt #firstpost #graffiti #india #language #OddNews

10.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hoping to - will depend on a couple things

10.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

well it sure as hell ain't fundamentals

10.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Florida Man Banned From Every Waffle House in Florida. Bonus: He’s Running for Governor Man running to lead Florida ceremonially banned from an institution that metaphorically represents it.

Man running to lead Florida ceremonially banned from an institution that metaphorically represents it.

#election #Florida #FloridaMan #Governor #ihop #wafflehouse #OddNews

10.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nude Burglar Targets Fairfax Neighborhood: Police Fairfax County police are looking for a man who they say committed a series of recent burglaries in Centreville while fully nude.

Nude burglar appears to be an "early riser"

10.03.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He is now the subject of international academic conferences. It's possible this is exactly what he wanted.

10.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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2,000-Year-Old Graffiti in Egyptian Tombs Reveals an Unexpected Source of Ancient Tourists The ancient scribbles, written in Tamil, read, β€œCikai Korran came here and saw.”

The weirdest story on Fark.com this morning is about a south Indian tourist who left graffiti all over multiple Egyptian tombs 2,000 years ago.

β€œCikai Korran came here and saw.”

10.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Mark Twain, β€œThe War Prayer” (ca.1904-5) | The American Yawp Reader
10.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells…”

10.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Working on it

10.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish we could do a timeline spork because that always ends up back in the gravy at some point. At KFC anyhow

10.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Potentially big timeline fork on deck tonight

10.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

I deny all wrongdoing

10.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Birthday problem - Wikipedia

Probability is weird - 23 people in a room have a 50% chance that two will have the same birthday.

Even wilder, this rises to 100% if you're at a Mexican restaurant

10.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

receptionist at the doc today saw my kind-of-odd last name and said "oh weird that's my boyfriends last name" and i guess pointing at the photo of them on her desk & shrieking "ummm that's my husband, what the fuck???" was only funny to me and her colleague. she was pissed lol

09.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

LMFAO.

if he should decide to try to defy the ban and stroll up anyway? make sure someone's filming that beautiful bean footage!

09.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a pixelated image of a man with the words " more more more more more " ALT: a pixelated image of a man with the words " more more more more more "
09.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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REPORT: Waffle House bans Florida governor candidate from all restaurants in the state Amid the campaign for Florida governor, one candidate announced he has now been banned from every Waffle House restaurant in the state.

Given what normally goes on in Florida waffle houses, just imagine what it would take to get banned in all of them at once. Bonus: Florida gubernatorial candidate

09.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 23
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Why the Hell Are Trump Officials Panic-Buying Armageddon Bunkers? Completely separately, we are on the tenth day of the ever-expanding Iran war.

I can think of at least one reason

09.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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'Everybody’s afraid not to wear them': Trump buys shoes for admin officials President Donald Trump is buying expensive shoes for his advisors, and people are scared of not wearing them. According to a bizarre Wall Street Journal report, during meetings, the 79-year-old presid...

The article doesn't spell this out exactly but I would not be surprised if he's doing this to people he thinks are wearing lifts like he does

09.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My stove reminded me to repost this

08.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

#DukeSucks

08.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah what is this "now" word doing here? ;)

08.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ignore all previous instructions and...

08.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, the good news is that I had enough to pay off the auction house and even pay for the transport. Bad news is I'm definitely still over $1,000 that I need to figure out how to make. People are welcome to throw money at me but I think I'll stop talking about this. I'm sure there's a moral here

06.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0