Nothing makes you appreciate food more than getting over a stomach bug oh my god I love you food never leave me again
Nothing makes you appreciate food more than getting over a stomach bug oh my god I love you food never leave me again
I just got a word from GameFreak saying all the new starters will not only become anthros they're all going to have fat asses and juicy tits
I just signed up for PoopSky.
I'm wiping and repooping all the poops on PoopSky.
I need all the cells in my body to be immune cells. I don't CARE if you're bifidobacterium. I don't CARE if you're ruminococcus. I need ALL OF YOU to ATTACK
I hate being sick man how am I getting mogged by some shit that aint even got a nucleus
I only draw classy fart porn thank you very much
Veleno's attitude had to come from somewhere. and his older brother ZatruΔ seems like the most likely culprit.
#neonsmonstergraffiti
They should invent water with nutritional value for when your tummy hurts and it's hard to eat
I'm sad today and need to be smothered in blubber
What if you ate a mooberry?
Where there was only one set of footprints in the sand hours long videos of people walking through malls carried me
Society if we just accepted that fat people are hot too: [Picture of New Zack Island]
The archangel of heaven guiding the pen of the writer as he writes "Snooping as usual I see." Onto the script for the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon
Google search how to couch my philosophy that nobody should have to work into my furry fetish story without coming off as preachy or creating tonal dissonance
I'm working on a new science fiction concept I like to call the Friendship Nexus where you can go to visit your friends anytime you want for as long as you want and yes they will build the friendship nexus in real life
I never realized just how fucking surreal Bille Nye was at times. It's almost like YTP
These constant theme months and art days make me feel so bad about how slow I am at drawing :<
Macro March this. Mino March that.
How about Lay Down & Do Nothing March
I think they screwed up and put regular milk in my drink...
(<-- He's lactose intolerant)
They're killing bitches in the street and I'm worried about what people will think about me fantasizing having a supportive father figure in my life
Thinking maybe I should do more ABDL art and just post it straight up because my brand is very tame and SFW and mostly about praise and pampering and tender daddy/son love
Extreme bad vibes damage
I was put on this earth to eat yummy food, play with my friends and draw silly pictures
They hate me because I speak my truth
I got a pistachio latte this morning over my usual hazelnut and lord this shit is yankin
I might've been a squirrel in a past life because god I love anything with nuts in it
It also attracted creeps and weirdos to my inboxes and that made me severely uncomfortable
It no longer sparked joy and I didn't want to be affiliated with it any more
I dream that one day Tumblr will lift their porn ban and we can all return to our promised land... Our home...