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@thequeenoffilth

Comedy attempter (sometimes successful). Streamer (occasionally). Woman (thoroughly debated).

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Cool that most of the country cheered "we've been pressed for too long" when a CEO is murdered but doesn't understand why Palestinians might fight against Israel

19.02.2025 14:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot this site existed

14.02.2025 04:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I should write more posts on Bluesky

27.01.2025 01:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My Razr is great for this

22.01.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I prefer the term "cat beefies" but that hasn't changed my ads at all

11.01.2025 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

11.01.2025 11:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently zuck thinks you're virtue signaling

11.01.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta stamp out any revolutionary spark before it spreads I guess

09.01.2025 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MySpace Tom is feeling pretty smug right now I bet.

09.01.2025 02:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too late, already do. Unless... Holy shit did you make me love myself?

06.01.2025 03:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never had a successful post on the bad site (or anywhere), but if there's one that I think was deserved love it was the one that just read

"Sophie's Choice Roast Beef"

Maybe I should have put in the effort and made it an image

05.01.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And feet are the shoes of the father's children

05.01.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a New Year's resolution, but I took a step back from gaming. My wallet definitely thanks me.

Note: I have nothing against gaming, it just isn't conducive to the life I want to live

03.01.2025 13:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: I have an aversion to strong smells
My roommate: *sprays strong perfumes and bleach every day*

02.01.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This and "I should wear makeup"

29.12.2024 23:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Customer coming into GameStop holding a PS4 with bugs dropping out of it: "Yeah, I'd like to get money for this."
Me: "Sorry I can't take it in that condition"
The pile of cockroaches on the floor: "Man, this is bullshit! We came all the way up here for nothin'!"

28.12.2024 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if christians got it wrong and they're supposed to be waiting for the second cousin of Christ?

25.12.2024 05:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him . ALT: a close up of a man 's face in a car with a woman behind him .

(they won't)

23.12.2024 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still β€œYou’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

23.12.2024 15:34 πŸ‘ 14421 πŸ” 1556 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 19

Hey! We did that thing in the 80s that one year!

19.12.2024 23:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not fair that your team has done well and mine has done poorly! I think every team should go to the playoffs and every team should be in the Super Bowl and then every player should be included in every play of the Pro Bowl 😀

19.12.2024 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For a VERY long time, the Unplugged version of About A Girl would be the first song my iPods would start playing (due to the alphabet and all).

17.12.2024 19:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure I've played Tekken, Grab Turismo and Phantasy Star a little, but left it off just in case. I have a gaming problem

17.12.2024 17:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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75 Years Ago, 'War Of The Worlds' Started A Panic. Or Did It? On the evening of Oct. 30, 1938, Orson Welles and his troupe went on the air to say that Martians had invaded New Jersey. Ever since, stories have made it sound as if the broadcast caused a mass panic. But that might not have been the case.

War of the Worlds was greatly exaggerated by the media. There was no hysteria. www.npr.org/sections/the...

15.12.2024 15:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Astro Bot is legit the most joyous gaming experience I've ever had. Sony out Nintendo'd Nintendo on this one

14.12.2024 22:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love my current city but damn I miss Chicago

14.12.2024 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0