Dan

Mentally replacing “Oil” in headlines with “Owl” is helping me process the imminent energy shock

He who dares wins, right Donners?

I really should’ve filled up my petrol tank before oil hit $100 a barrel. Suboptimal.

I am “Miiami Dan” (don’t ask)

Not a thought in their heads, glorious

I’m 75% sure current US foreign policy is being driven by the ghost of William McKinley still bitter about the USS Maine but revived by the gilded ornamentation in the White House

Cruz Beckham and The Breakers souvenir ticket puts Cardiff gig in England Souvenir tickets given out at Cruz Beckham's gig in the Welsh capital said the venue was in Cardiff, England.

Clwb Ifor Bach, England is very funny marketing bait tbf www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Didn’t expect to be catching up with very important geopolitical news while drunk on a Saturday night. It’s like being a student again.

My cousin has Tourette’s and what she goes through everyday keeping her tics under control in the outside world to present herself as “normal” in work and beyond is horrendously taxing. She has to save it all up and release it at home because wider society just doesn’t understand it!

Can we crowdfund a John Cale cover of My Reminder pls?

Very much enjoying the Wuthering Heights soundtrack

I think the risk of your significant other discovering their Valentine’s Card was free from a mobile discount code outweighs the value

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Blocked and reported

I hadn’t actually realised that Call My Bluff was basically a more subdued Would I Lie to You!

Bit on the nose for 1970s television!

I have achieved the impossible

And Sally Field

Beetlejuice - Day-o (Banana Boat Song) YouTube video by lipebianc

Beetlejuice is probably my favourite Catherine O’Hara performance, 71 is too young youtu.be/AQXVHITd1N4?...

SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese.

Steady yourselves for this

Ready? You’re not even close to being ready

Piers Corbyn available?

The Rest is Weather coming soon

stephen and rachel did this for every gay man and their work mum who looks after them and tells them they’re great

“I hate horror films, but this one has been nominated for 16 Oscars so of course I love it”

Thoughts with culture editors at this sad time for them

Woodward and Bernstein couldn’t top this

Can’t believe how effortlessly cool Macron looks here

I applaud the brand consistency

Happy birthday!

Finally caught up with the Traitors and I wish to offer my services to Matt and Stephen’s Celtic alliance: I’m Welsh, like men and I also own lots of lovely knitwear.