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writer account ๐Ÿ“Œ For info โ€”โ€ขยฐ ENG/INDO โ€”โ€ขยฐ roleplay and bayonetta/bayojeanne musings, will be tagged accordingly โ€”โ€ขยฐ occasional art post โ€”โ€ขยฐ if you have any problems w/ me please DM me โ€”โ€”โ€” The General's chariot cannot be stopped

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13.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Timekeeper cookie mentioned that's my GOAT and my ovenbreak main over there

13.03.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

about time she got some company #bayonetta

12.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tempted to delete twitter ๐Ÿค”

13.03.2026 01:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I lop xiaohua

13.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My heart feels kinda tight for some reason. I can't breathe :')

13.03.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"dual cultivation" my ass dawg Jinghua is tormenting her wife

11.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What the empress' doing to the general in their shared bedroom

11.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

qi orgasm

11.03.2026 06:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

As an extra I think there's a clear divide between Lumen cultivators and people who make machines in Japan and Korea, while in China, the Umbra cultivators and machine makers sorta blur together

11.03.2026 06:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bayo ฮฒ2 uses magic and cultivates qi, and also machine and technology. This makes her the 'ideal' general, being able to both command warriors who specialize in magic/qi, but also people who use machines. Best of both worlds

11.03.2026 06:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Bayo] stealing iridess oomf's idea a lil, I like the idea that some of ฮฒ2 world is steampunk-ish.

Imo maybe in order for humans to feel 'equal' to witches and other cultivators, they started making machinery and powering them up with lava

11.03.2026 06:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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have this in the in between time for the grannies and yrui art. b0 Jeanne babysitting Viola.
#Bayonetta

10.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't mean to diss but anytime someone uses 'swoon' in any context ever I just think of the roaring knight boss ๐Ÿ˜ญ

08.03.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why would she say that๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

08.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some FAQs - if you have a question not answered here, please shoot us a DM!

06.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hello everyone! We are excited to announce BayoJeanne Week 2026! You can find the dates and prompts below, as well as a FAQ in the replies to answer any questions you might have. Please share this post and spread the word!

#BayoJeanneWeek2026 #BYJNWEEK2026

06.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I don't hate the umbran elder I swear, I just enjoy reusing plotlines

05.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bai Shiwen: poisoning through wine
Qing Jinghua: sent her to sea and had a storm take her out
Qing Jiaying: started a revolution

05.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Bayo] thinking about how every version of my Jeanne ฮฒ2 killed her mom/Umbran Elder/previous Empress ๐Ÿค”

05.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Showing off her watch and rabbit charm lalala
#bayonetta #bayonetta3

05.03.2026 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bayo ฮฒ4 has the same skintone because she's partially a walking corpse already (due to dhampirism)

02.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She would technically look sickly pale instead of the fair skin typically seen as "beautiful" in East Asia

02.03.2026 18:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Bayo] Jeanne ฮฒ2 being really pale is because she's literally cold-blooded like a reptile. Absorbing a dying dragon's soul does wonders to your body

02.03.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Bayo] woman who is really in love with her wife

02.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No I mean my ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ shit yk

02.03.2026 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In math class and all I can think about is bayojeanne ฮฒ2 SOMEONE HELP ME

02.03.2026 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The lineart....๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน is.... ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน(basically) done...๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน now to color ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

01.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did y'all know there's a whole fic attached to that mod. It's just as bad as the design imo

02.03.2026 03:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I keep forgetting I have an alt. I should keep my unsilly little thoughts there

01.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0