Max’s Dad

While this is hilarious it’s also real Hitler in the Bunker scariness.

each one is like someone calling me home

you're welcome - theres just something so human about them. maybe it's because the porch light is the modern equivalent of a camp fire where our ancestors gathered. your pics are primal and beautiful.

half the people that actually read Blood Meridian didn't understand it. this list is bullshit.

"under the surface of child rape" - corrected for Dr. Drew

every one of these pics has a Raymond Carver short story happening beyond that porch light, behind that front door. simply amazing. michigan native here btw.

Color photograph looking at the front of a small house at night. A porch light shines brightly from under one of those aluminum awning things, illuminating a picture window with curtains drawn and shining onto green lawn over a pair of red camping chairs. Trees in the yard and behind the house loom up all around silhouetted against a glowing overcast night sky

Oak Park, Michigan, July 2025

hahaha - no. she's a dear. she's just not that into cinema. she has other amazing qualities and i get the Criterion channel all to myself

omg my wife watched the first 15 minutes of Playtime with me and was "when the fuck is the movie going to start?"

This is how i access bluesky

oh look fake AI videos to lie to people to make them believe things that aren't true omg i can't believe no one saw this coming i'm looking at you AI bros

they will have to destroy iran in order to save it.

I bet he at least skimmed “The Egg and I” but only because he thought someone wrote it about him.

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I am a writer in the vein of Hemingway, Steinbeck, and O’Neill* and can turn out as many wordy sesquipedalian missives as you require.

*Ethel Hemingway, Jerry Steinbeck, and Eunice O'Neill of the Famous Las Vegas Writers School.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 38% full.

It’s the same reason soda pop companies change the label or why Starbucks only does pumpkin spice every so often. It’s creates urgency and fomo. It’s all marketing. Everything is marketing.

how is this bad for Biden, Peter?

@josie.zone "my shoes hurt!" - Marco Rubio

I will bet you all the money in my pockets vs all the money in your pockets that there are many more men’s size 8 and 9 in the White House then there are size 12 or 13.

The entire White House has that type of energy.

I was once asked to leave a Christian church service during the Iraq War because I had a “6. Thou Shall Not Kill” t shirt on.

Baron is now the CEO of Ticketmaster

It’s the “people are stupid and need simple solutions” theory of government. It’s asinine.

Burger King jammed AI in the headsets of their fry cooks, but won’t use it to take customer orders because “customers have a negative opinion of AI.”

The only legislation we need is a warning label - “this product or service was created in whole or part with AI.”

Let’s let “the market” decide.

A British spy asks for 3 glasses in Inglourious Basterds

holy shit