Micha

If you saved this, you’re pregnant now, if you save this now, you’re double pregnant

Bluesky is coded by an inept idiot who slaps his dick in ChatGPT and hopes it cobbles together SOMETHING coherent.

Dear bsky algo

I FUCKING HATE SPORTS. FOOTBALL MOST OF ALL. Stop harassing me with it!

H e l p

When @zerothedadpup.bsky.social wants to gift you one but it’s also the wrong size

That hog skin 🥺so cute

The best anniversary present from @bigfatpup.bsky.social ever 🥹. The oversized engagement ring I got them, turned into an engagement necklace for me when we got the resized one!

TRULY just need to be mating pressed under you at this point🥵🥵🥵

The fact he has "The MAGA bear" in his profile and people just blindly follow is WILD.

If he's a fascist and now you know, it's time to block!
If he's a fascist and now you know, it's time to block!
If he's a fascist and now you know, it's time to block!
If he's a fascist and now you know, doesn't matter how he wrecked your hole, if he's a fascist and now you know, it's time to block!

Who am I doing this to 🥵

I’d say this is @bigfatpup.bsky.social but in reality it’s me and my love of the cold

And still looks good on you 🥵 (side note, DID NOT recognize this account at first)

Well now that Crossplay is happening, I can squad up with you and @bigfatpup.bsky.social!

I might give it another shot soon and let you know 💖 there’s been sooo many content updates I at least need to figure out what’s changed

Repost yourself in a singlet!?

Don’t mind if I do

(reinstalls)(get deleted by a bounty with my old PvE end-game raid build)(uninstalled)

I wanted to enjoy the return but the public chat/playerbase and the gameplay just really couldn't sustain me.

Then against, I shouldn't be surprised when people are shit when my names "I Punch MAGAts" on there

Now THATS a lyrical masterpiece! Call that an isek-high

TW: poop talk.

Look, as a gay, I get what it means to bottom and things happen. But I truly DID NOT expect to see a man showering a shower shot up his ass and full evacuating in video at 8am. Worse were the WILD comments to follow.

I need NEED the algo to be better 😭😭😭

Wait this is fun 👀

Definitely wishing I was out in Chicago 🥵

Sup

However you feel about incest kink, the idea that saying "Daddy" in porn could put people in prison is actually factually LGBTQ suppression btw

Gods, Ingo is such a handsome man 🥵

[Sound warning🔊]

<Capt. Locke X Orem❤️>

The dynamic between the guard and the prisoner is quite fascinating to watch.

The way this is like a 360 no-scoped Cloudstrike headshot on who I am personally?

I do love when you tease and torture him this way UwU

I stand by this stance and you make a cute Samwise 😌

Why do you gotta look SO DANG CUTE!?

🥴 you can have a snack as long as I get to enjoy the entire buffet (it’s you, you’re the buffet)