Iamjon2013

And look what happened.

Back to 🐻 face

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Baby Jane Dough!?! who bakes away a perfectly good baby!?!?

1. Stevie Nicks
2.Andrew Garfield
3.Caleb Herron

Let’s just say, I know how to carry a load…

It’s OK, he was just finding himself probably, we all were 🙂

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Once your boss sees this photo…

I would’ve gladly offered my head when you were here to rest it on lol

Last-minute Tummy Tuesday submission, hope this counts!

Those are my favorite too! I was picking up my prescription on the CVS and I found some Nutcracker themed Reeces for $1.75 a bag!

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Nothing seems to come to mind unfortunately.

Don’t you got a man for that?

I’m sure there’s a Kate Bush song about this, I just can’t think of it right now.

That’s two car payments for Legos…

But what if you’re all of the above?

I tell you it takes three days and you’ll never wanna go without it.

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I am telling you now, Donna is going to go deep out of pure fear of the swifties!

Maybe next time when you’re in town???

Lawd have mercy!

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Well, that sounds really dumb.

I also saw someone ask “Where is Susie? Did Dustin forget about her” like ma’am why do we care? It’s not like Destin friends moved away. Made friends with the school outcast set outcast got killed and now his town has been on lockdown for almost 2 years. Hoe, shut the fuck up!

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The finale is so enjoyable when you ignore the chronically miserable people online.

Love to join in that

I’ve always felt insecure about my dick, a post like this really helps me feel not so alone.

Wait, who’s F(redacted) #1!?!?

Spent $800 to figure out what’s wrong with my car only to find out I need an ECU that’s gonna cost $1500
🙃🙃😳😳

I’m feeling a little chill over here. Maybe I need to cuddle up to you to get warm.😏😏😼😼

Miss y’all