[kiss 'black diamond' voice] thee-ee 🎶 woke ginger
13.03.2026 15:10
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[kiss 'black diamond' voice] thee-ee 🎶 woke ginger
Can I have a hundred dollars
Why’d they call it carcinization when clawtism was right there
Triangles and trapezoids, arcaner orthographies
You’re like tig notaro
Whereas I’m like trigonometry
Which is better which is worse it probably depends
But I’m a walking science and you’re a comedienne
Bitch I look like Worf, ho I look like Teal’c
Wake up
News: stuff is gonna be worse for even longer, the old dumbass other ppl decided is in charge is throwing a fit
Get to work
Boss: stuff is gonna be worse for even longer, the old dumbass is throwing a fit.
Maybe Logan’s Run was onto something. Maybe I should be dead of old age already.
(Stuck in traffic) this would never happen to the Ironclad
my personal and professional and creative goals for 2026 probably aren’t happening at this rate
Stampede as a card and Sly as a mechanic both make you go “damn, this is why we pay them the big bucks” upon reading them
Front of shirt “mandatory gay marriage”
Back of shirt “mandatory gay sex”
Found a lil more history in the couch cushions eh
2/3/1/3/3 on STS2 Ascensions, with literally 7 regent runs dying to the last boss
Extremely relieved to see slay the spire 2’s “heavier plot focus” turn out to be “an mspaint drawing of a dragon with text saying ”THIS IS WHY THEYRE LIKE THIS” during my unlocks
Hell yeah brother you ever use it to make a picture of jangling keys? I was hootin and hollerin til 2 am in the morning
This is misleading - the shrimp sees the same colors as we do but requires more receptors because it doesn’t have a big enough brain to make everything out of 3 colors like we do
A0 wins on ironclad, silent, and bone lady down
wouldve clinched the Defect if it wasn’t 2 am
The bird friend in sts2 whips ass
Ryan Dim
otr gfd smh
Tecmo’s Ingestion
“Unc got a bald head John Fetter/Walk in get lit at a Democrat party” is our generations “cellar door”
that the new suikoden game will have gacha elements cracks me up. yes there are the 108 stars - but there's like 6385 stars on top of that. there may even be a neon genesis evangelion or persona 5 star, depending on sales
Dead eyed, visibly miserable programmer presenting a cozy puzzler: don’t you wish things were slower? wasn’t it cool when you were younger?
Jimi Hendrix was into this
Jimbo Jimböe Jimbeaux and Dingo
This timeline is unfuckingbelievable.
Been thinking about stuff a lot lately and tbh: what if it was different
the Atari hotel is driving me mad
New Gorillaz easily their best since Demon Days