TwoBoobs Johnson

Forgetting things you meant to pick up from the store is so annoying.

Kept wondering what was missing and …i haven’t had any coffee today.

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Listen. His Wish Wednesday
Thangin Thursday
Feel it in my chest Friday
Sloppy Sounds Saturday
Sunday Second Serving
Meat Mondays
Talk me through it Tuesdays

Begging my comrades in IL to stop this.

Every which way but loose, you hear me?! And twice on Sunday plus that thing he likes every Tuesday.

Wow.

Well, Rev. Jackson, fly high. 🙏🏽

Been to the store 472 times these last few days and STILL didn’t get the ingredients for my dense nutrient salad. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

I’m tired, grandpa

a woman is laying in a pile of money with the words `` make it rain '' . Alt: a woman is laying in a pile of money with the words `` make it rain '' .

The girls at brunch.

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Listen. We have a lot on our minds.

Literally just told my son to keep an eye out. 🤣

Well damn.

Thank you. 

Happy V Day. Yes, I know the history. Yes I know the marketing is made to sell overpriced things. I get it.

However, I still wish you a day filled with love and orgasms, and affection in the way you need and want it from real people who really care about you. ❤️

Sweet Caroline is written about Caroline Kennedy who was 11 at the time. Neil Diamond saw a picture of her and wrote it - he was 28 at the time and of no relation……

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Despite grand claims, a new report shows noncitizen voting hasn't materialized New research confirms what election experts have said all along: Noncitizen voting occasionally happens, but in minuscule numbers and not in any coordinated way.

www.npr.org/2025/07/30/n...

On the front lines of eviction prevention - The Philanthropist Journal “A little goes a long way” in keeping people housed, advocates say, and the social costs of not addressing the housing crisis are immeasurable.

“A recent Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation study concluded that every $1 invested in eviction prevention and housing stability saves $2 to $6 in emergency system costs. In other words, it’s far cheaper to ensure people remain housed.” @thephilanthropist.ca
thephilanthropist.ca/2026/02/on-t...

In just a few moments, I will vote against the so-called SAVE America Act and I am a strong no. That's because this bill would place unnecessary burdens on millions of women and eligible citizens to register to vote and make their voices heard. It is un-American & undermines our democracy.

Love's never wasted when it is shared 🎶

Mary Vine Falls in Sooke Potholes Park

#yyj #waterfalls #Sooke #nature #lush #flowing #photography #VancouverIsland #WestCoastBestCoast

1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵

I was just on your page!! Will be in touch soon! 🩷

Those "He Gets Us" commercials are paid for by MAGA PACs, just FYI.

I really hope all of you get and give the love you’ve been longing for. I hope that love overtakes your entire existence. Not some flimsy facsimile of an idea of love, but real, soul deep, transcendental honest to goodness love with all the fixings. It is so and so it is. 💚

As corporations shell out big bucks for Super Bowl commercials, remember that many have said they were forced to raise prices due to inflation.

Also remember that profit margins in nearly every sector in the S&P 500 are running near or above 10-year highs.

Hello???

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