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He/him, Choctaw, #antifa #landback, Software Developer, Comic book nerd, lover of all things Star Wars and punk rock. https://linktr.ee/Aptivadave

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I graduated with a guy who didn't know that the South lost the Civil War, and how he's a city councilman, so there's a good chance that Markwayne got through school on his daddy's plumbin' business reputation and not his book smarts.

02.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure Markwayne can't point out Iran or Iraq on a map. We're both graduates of the Oklahoma Public School system, and there's a high chance he's part of the graduating population that led us to be 50th in the nation.

02.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
My dad had a shameful compulsion. I never thought I'd grow up to share the same

My dad had a shameful compulsion. I never thought I'd grow up to share the same

(Nodding thoughtfully) "Wearing tuxedos"

02.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Kid Rock and his little buddy Joe C on stage at Woodstock 99

Kid Rock and his little buddy Joe C on stage at Woodstock 99

When Kid Rock does the TPUSA Super Bowl show, they should put a bald cap on Ben Shapiro and have him sing the Joe C parts

05.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

Jesus, and he's a Dallas Stars fan? Just letting you all know, the cool #texashockey fans don't claim him.

30.01.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

And if he went to OU, he could then just appeal the grade because his religious freedoms were being trampled on before going to play some tennis.

26.01.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DHS said in October that "comparing ICE day-in and day-out to the Nazi gestapo, the Secret Police, and slave patrols has consequences."

After I found one of their lawyers for ICE is a racist and a self-described fascist who has praised Hitler, there have been no consequences.

18.01.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1224 πŸ” 419 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 12

bubba never mentioned cocaine shrimp

17.01.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For what it's worth, Obama getting a peace prize is weird and was weird at the time. Even then, as a self-professed lib, I thought it was strange that he got one despite not doing anything that brought peace to anywhere.

But, it makes Trump mad, so I guess on some level I'm fine with it.

16.01.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New update for @bsky.app about to drop?

16.01.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They made him stop calling the Right "weird," and it broke him...

16.01.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anarchists are committed to treating other people as equals, rather than as either masters or subordinates.

Roderick Long

21.12.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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HASSETT: We decided to exempt coffee from tariffs

BRENNAN: And coffee prices are up

HASSETT: There's an appetite to exempt things if they're really not meant to be made in the US because of, like, climate or things like that

21.12.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 793 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 176 πŸ“Œ 50

*flicks cigarette* oh no, my bouncy castle!

12.12.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this post a comics cover you love

21.12.2025 16:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our defeat took its toll. The very air was melancholic. That’s when I withdrew a flageolet from my vest pocket and began playing All Star by the band Smash Mouth

12.12.2025 17:15 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Finished my first #AdventofCode in 2nd place in our office leader board. For a 25+ year dev, that may not sound like much to brag about, but it has been a while since I did any thing that dealt with these types of solutions. It was fun and got me to love slinging code again #softwaredeveloperlife

13.12.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom had to take away the computer from Dad because he was ordering car parts from Rock Auto, which is nowhere as bad as this rambling...

11.12.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I took an openGL class in college, I generated so many of these. #openGL #softwaredevelopment

10.12.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the year 2026: Trump, running out of policies to enrage the American people, decides to switch us to the metric system

08.12.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Well, look who just walked in the door!"
-said anytime I walk in the door.

06.12.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I, Sir, am not your funk soul brotha, and I will check it out when and if I'm damn good and ready, tyvm.

01.12.2025 17:02 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025

I've completed "Cafeteria" - Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025
Probably the easiest one so far. This has also been really fun, since I haven't done this type of programming in a long time, so it's fun to stretch those muscles again.
#AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/5

05.12.2025 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025

I just completed "Printing Department" - Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/4

Question 2 was a little tricky, but I was happy that I was close to the answer on my first try.

05.12.2025 04:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, part 2 was a real headache for me until I saw the pattern they were looking for.

04.12.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Day 3 - Advent of Code 2025

I just completed "Lobby" - Day 3 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/3

04.12.2025 04:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt

GARDENERS: oh fuck yes

08.09.2023 04:50 πŸ‘ 1695 πŸ” 463 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 21

This was playing and my dogs started barking. Which is odd, since they are at the kennel two counties over...

01.12.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great tweet, but can we also appreciate the styling of classic Twitter and mourn what we all lost?

01.12.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can remember the time my grandmother telling us the story about when she had to call my uncle's workplace and they got his name wrong. They were big city fellas, mind you, and incorrectly called him William Paul when his real name was Billie Paul.

01.12.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0