Alain van der Heide

You mean it’s normal size?

I just threw up in my mouth.

It's an extension of that whole "Vampires can't be seen in mirrors" thing.

Ooh. As impressive as Susan Collins being "concerned."

Did you go to a movie too, and then home? Was it such a perfect day?

NM, I'm pretty sure you're not a Lou Reed fan.

Which raises the question: what did JD put in Frank's coffee when they met?

Uh, what kind of "hummer" are we talking about?

Non-political, feel-good post: I just made the "Extra crispy roast potatoes," from Kenji Lopez-Alt's "The Food Lab."

I ate a piece, immediately stuck another on a fork and high-tailed it over to my wife.
"What is it?"
"Potato."
She took a bite, looked at me and said, "Oh. My. God."
Spudfection.

What do you mean "now?"

How easy is it to balance flatware while you’re on it. I think Elon has some opinions.

Yet somehow Miller convinced someone to marry him. Life is truly full of mysteries.

Are Jellyfish lights the pink flamingo/lawn jockey of the '20s, or the residential answer to truck nuts?

The Trump admin lying with "statistics"? Fetch me my fainting couch!

It's Biden's fault. He's personally going around murdering innocent chickens. The President himself told me, and he'd never lie, right?