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Juliette Robert

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📸 Freelance photojournalist and many other things in -ist ✊ Made in Bordeaux, living in Sweden, working everywhere 🔥 @CollectifYoupress / @ju@boitam.eu

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12.03.2026 00:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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An open letter to Grammarly and other plagiarists, thieves and slop merchants To everyone at Grammarly, I am writing a book right now, a really challenging endeavor that no doubt someone in Silicon Valley will think it’s fine to steal the day it’s published. I’ve been a profes...

I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

11.03.2026 01:44 👍 3633 🔁 1438 💬 8 📌 211
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Portrait - Qui est “Missy”, le missile balistique qui représentera Israël à l’Eurovision ? Toute l'information selon des sources contradictoires.

Portrait - Qui est “Missy”, le missile balistique qui représentera Israël à l’Eurovision ? https://www.legorafi.fr/2026/03/09/portrait-qui-est-missy-le-missile-balistique-qui-representera-israel-a-leurovision/

09.03.2026 15:12 👍 557 🔁 196 💬 4 📌 16

The reviews used to justify this excluded nearly 97% of all studies from inclusion in their analysis. This is an absolutely obscene hatchet job by the NHS specifically created to eliminate access to hormones for trans youth.

09.03.2026 20:19 👍 2539 🔁 832 💬 28 📌 50

for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel

08.03.2026 17:53 👍 1617 🔁 342 💬 30 📌 27
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

09.03.2026 02:06 👍 3485 🔁 723 💬 23 📌 27

I would argue they knew exactly what they were doing, which was deliberately sabotaging needed public works programs by offering snake oil they never had any intention of delivering.

07.03.2026 17:54 👍 2791 🔁 771 💬 60 📌 11

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

08.03.2026 00:23 👍 8646 🔁 2084 💬 164 📌 53

"...Prison d'État, prison d'été, prison d'hiver, prison d'automne et de printemps, bagne pour petits et grands, équipements militaires, Ministère de la guerre et des hostilités, sous-secrétariat d'État à la paix..."

07.03.2026 11:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Ouin ouin si je demande la photo est passée"
"Mais elle est quand même insignifiante ta photo de quoi tu parles ?!"

07.03.2026 09:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah bah tellement, faut croire qu'être un connard médiocre donne plus de succès qu'être un malhabile de base.

07.03.2026 09:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Les Bruce Gilden de la photo moche ptn 😂 (et BG a mis la barre du foutage de gueule bien bien haut)
Risquer de se faire casser son matos pour des résultats aussi médiocres, c'est particulier.

07.03.2026 09:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So, obviously this isn’t true. But if the CEO actually believes this nonsense, it implies he thinks maybe he’s enslaving a sentient being that has the capacity to feel emotional distress. And he hasn’t immediately halted operations to suss out how to resolve that?

06.03.2026 17:33 👍 635 🔁 127 💬 24 📌 13

Israel is announcing that the entirety of Dahieh is being ethnically cleansed a day after announcing that the entirety of South Lebanon is being ethnically cleansed.

“Save yourselves and evacuate immediately”

05.03.2026 12:49 👍 231 🔁 195 💬 1 📌 3

If anyone has a platform, and wants to have a Lebanese speaker to talk about the current situation, reach out. Im availble, but also connected to a lot of different ppl on the ground. We need to get the word out. This is ethnic cleansing!

05.03.2026 16:25 👍 99 🔁 99 💬 2 📌 1

My country is being destroyed in front of my eyes by the West’s favourite genocidal state and I’m supposed to act as though these sociopaths want to have peace.

There can be no peace in the fucking Middle East and I promise you that if Israel is not stopped the horrors will reach the West

05.03.2026 12:57 👍 139 🔁 57 💬 2 📌 3
[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]

From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:

NEWSREADER:

Extraordinary images here 

of an expat in Dubai 

[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]

…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.

[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. 

CLIVE MYRIE:

To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent

DAVID JONES:

Clive, this is momentous

It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.

[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]

You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.

It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.

CLIVE MYRIE:

Which are…?

DAVID JONES:

You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, 
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.

CLIVE MYRIE:

And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?

DAVID JONES:

I think we can expect to see:

“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”

CLIVE MYRIE:

Mmm. 

[Ends]

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

04.03.2026 11:14 👍 4007 🔁 1263 💬 17 📌 41

Wikidati : archive.md/nZ1sH

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04.03.2026 13:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

04.03.2026 10:19 👍 2328 🔁 1485 💬 8 📌 205

Je sais pas si vous savez, j'en ai pas beaucoup parlé mais j'ai écrit un livre et il sort AUJOURDUI

04.03.2026 08:01 👍 192 🔁 29 💬 23 📌 7
A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

04.03.2026 01:05 👍 8129 🔁 2408 💬 259 📌 524
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Dans le Paris d’Epstein et Brunel : trois ex-mannequins brisent le silence sur «la cabale des drogueurs-violeurs» Trois femmes témoignent à «Libération» du réseau de prédation organisée dans la capitale de la mode des années 90, au cœur duquel a prospéré le système de l’agent Jean-Luc Brunel, associé du pédocrimi...

Dans le Paris d’Epstein et Brunel : trois ex-mannequins brisent le silence sur «la cabale des drogueurs-violeurs»

www.liberation.fr/societe/dans...

03.03.2026 06:18 👍 16 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

we're adults and it's time to settle the fight between elder millennial and late millennial/gen Z of "is it worse to have been promised an incredible world and have it ripped away the moment you became aware of it? or to be born into a world without hope?"

03.03.2026 01:45 👍 208 🔁 20 💬 13 📌 23

is everyone on glue

02.03.2026 20:22 👍 4900 🔁 809 💬 194 📌 23

👇👇👇

02.03.2026 15:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prétendre que les frappes israéliennes et américaines en Iran visent à permettre une transition démocratique nécessite d'ignorer que ces frappes ont ouvertement visé les gens qui permettraient à cette transition d'avoir lieu, ce que les Etats-Unis et Israël disent ouvertement.

02.03.2026 08:43 👍 50 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0

Sweden's racist government deported two sisters - without their parents and siblings - to Iran.
Today they were bombed, sending farewell messages to their friends because they thought they were going to die. As yet, they are alive.
Fuck every last one of you racists that voted for this.

28.02.2026 17:20 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

Very inclined to say the Count of Monte Cristo. It's just one of my favorites reread ever, with so many details and plot to forget and rediscover it's delightful.

01.03.2026 03:27 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 👍 23611 🔁 5973 💬 141 📌 66