Thibble (& Friends)

I’m assuming you mean for commander? My sorry ass still thinking of other formats

*gives you a piece of plastic*

That’ll be $10,000 please

I hate my brain filling in the rest of the song

Talk about rock hard…

s/o to people who give you kind unsolicited compliments. Y’all save our day

Excitement

A graphic with two vertical halves. The left half, with green background and check marks, says: "A safer internet IS MADE BY Encryption, Privacy, and Open Source"; the right half, with red background and crosses, says "A safer internet is NOT MADE BY Age verification, Scanning communication, or Tracking & data collection." #saferinternetday

Reposting this with alt text.

That’s what I’m sayin!

So accurate…recently edibles have triggered full body phantom sense…animal time….

Would you go to work if it was a worm

I approve

DS9 had the bravery to say almost 30 years ago what most liberals won't say in 2026

But where does the blood come from?

The only real Burger King. May his reign never end!

You’ve been up late often enough your body got trained to stay up x0

rain on me 🩸

Are you the 1%

Me: What about Cloudflare Cuddles? Cloudflare's AI chatbot: Cloudflare Cuddles does not exist. I've already told you this multiple times. Cloudflare is a serious cybersecurity company with real products. There is no "Cloudflare Cuddles" service, no "cuddly foxes," and no virtual cuddles across edge datacenters. The chatbot's response is right above the outline for a speech bubble pointing to Anton Ego from Ratatouille.

Cloudflare's AI chatbot is very useful for what I assume was 100% its intended purpose

All of humanities temptations in one entity

Did someone else draw it?

Panel from Spidey Super Stories #39 (1978) Mary Jane watches the television frowning with a clenched fist. On the TV a reporter holds a microphone and turns to see four women asleep on the floor. 'Meanwhile...' Reporter: Mastermind's SLEEP SODA made the marchers sleep. MJ thinks: 'Another PLOT to stop women.'

Oh hell yes I’m dropping down for that

At the location

AYO IN THE BREWHOUSE??

Roasting marshmallows

The world is my oyster…and I don’t like seafood

Three things today. Two tomorrow.
Tilt your head, cough, and swallow

Nicky Nicky nine doors
up and down the Scarborough bluffs
they call me Nicky Nicky nine doors
I'm the guy who does that stuff