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Setting PRs today
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Sweaty dark haired guy taking post-workout mirror selfie
Setting PRs today
Sweaty dark haired guy taking post-workout mirror selfie
Setting PRs today
Federal liberals could give literally anything for Alberta and it would not push the needle here. “Persecuted by Ottawa” is hardwired into people in this province.
That’s cool and all but Canadian cities being dark in the mornings in the winter, regardless whether it’s daylight saving time, is actually because of latitude, not out of spite for American sleep doctors.
Maybe we should start turning the clocks back 3 or 4 hours. Might be nice.
My cousin is in Nickelback.
Speaking as an addict, yes. Yes, you do.
This is like saying that gambling addiction isn’t real
“Ozempic face” is just what people’s faces look like after major weight loss through any method.
I lost 90lb last year just through calorie deficit and I have “ozempic face”.
Really, anything to have an excuse for saying hurtful things about other people’s appearance.
Tell me the story about the hose
20 years ago I worked at the same CD store as Tegan and Sara. They were cool as hell and didn’t talk to me because my music taste wasn’t as good.
I get it, honestly.
I will share this fact only because it’s Christmas.
The Nickelback guy is my cousin and he told me those are absolutely the real lyrics
Oh, yeah, that’s just food-as-a-Christmas-card, not a gift. That sucks.
Doesn’t have to be this way!
The list - notes app on your phone. Every time the people you love say something they saw was cute, or cool,
Or whatever. In the note it goes. Or whenever you see something and think of someone.
When Christmas/birthdays/anniversaries roll around, you’ve got a thoughtful gift ready to go
I cracked the code on this
Two things:
1. Establish a “tradition gift”
2. Keep a list of things people like, all year.
Tradition gift - something you know they always like, and you can get them every year. They’ll look forward to it every time.
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This guy
Dec 2025 actually. I’m not a time traveller
That’s a weird way to spell Kollage but okay
The worst part is almost over. You’re more than halfway there. You got this
Tell me the story about drinking from the hose
Oh shit where do you get this
True story:
When I was a shitty teen I used to drop food down the return slot at the library and run off. Sandwiches. Loose lunch meat. Open packets of mustard. One time when I reached in there to deliver my payload, a hand from inside grabbed my wrist and that’s the fastest my heart’s ever beated
🏴☠️
I’ve done it. It’s cool.
Howdy, ma’am
A man in a grey shirt, taking a selfie in the bathroom mirror. He’s got hair cut just above the shoulder, and a beard. That man is me
I don’t do this often but
This is literally the only thing that could convince me
I literally needed physio to fix this.
I thought my parents were so uncool always giving me shit about my posture.
Fucking showed me.
Are you accepting requests for people to be added to the list?
Thinking of @shaunmakes.bsky.social
