Devin Stelter

What a fucking JOKE of a pen decision. VAR utterly useless if used to do this bullshit #Fulham

Real sloppy bit of passing here, a few more connections could put us in business fellas #Fulham

Man, we have absolutely no ideas going forward rn #RSL

Throwing long crosses into the box hasn’t been working fellas, time for plan b/c #RSL

Just how fucking bad can our set pieces get this year…… #RSL

Absolutely anemic defending from RSL there

WHY ARE WE STILL TAKING SHORT CORNERS #RSL

Olatunji is gonna be a fucking MENACE #RSL

Aren’t most FEMA directors spending their time swarming Home Depot parking lots at the moment?

*emphasis on “if you had any shame left”*

Know the starting strikers tonight are brand new, so not on them, but damn this team just can’t score to save their lives. Need Cruz and /or Olatunji to acclimate QUICKLY if we’ll have any chance of a playoff birth #RSL

Tori Penso having an absolute howler of a game #RSL

Wow, who could’ve guessed that short corner wasn’t going to work out……. #RSL

COME ON FULHAM!

So two missed penalties for Fulham in <10 mins, cool. If it’s a foul outside the box, it’s a foul inside the box fellas #BHAFUL

Crowd at Audi Field chanting “Free D.C.” at the Spirit match.
#freedc

Tribune editorial: Utah should find another judge like John Pearce to serve on state Supreme Court “Pearce’s decision to retire — to, in his words, ‘find new ways to serve the people of Utah’ — demonstrates anything but partisanship or an overly political agenda,” writes The Salt Lake Tribune editorial board.

“Pearce’s decision to retire — to, in his words, ‘find new ways to serve the people of Utah’ — demonstrates anything but partisanship or an overly political agenda,” writes The Salt Lake Tribune editorial board.

For everything that is good and holy let Dallas get back into this with the next goal #StanleyCup #NHL

What a fucking ball from Moon Boy and a great finish from Agada. Let’s close it out boys! #RSL

This Diego Luna kid is pretty good eh? God damn #RSL

Gonna be tough for Rod the Bod to pretend this one isn’t a sweep….. #NHL #StanleyCup

Oh no, Leafs never had a chance

Also glad Dallas got it done in 6 so they aren’t gassed against Edmonton (series will be sick from a neutral perspective!) #NHL #StanleyCup

Fucking heartbroken for Winnipeg. Scheifele, my word, what a player and person. And a hell of a game from Hellebuyck. #NHL #StanleyCup

No matter the result of the game, this was a fantastic performance from the Jets (still cheering for a game 7 in Winnipeg)! #NHL #StanleyCup

Man what the fuck is PK wearing? #NHL #StanleyCup

WHAT FUCKING CHAOS. This is CINEMA! #NHL #StanleyCup

What a fucking goal from Karlsson! Freaky Friday situation between Vegas and Edmonton right now #NHL #StanleyCup

I’m sorry, didn’t realize that was Agada’s SECOND YELLOW?!?!? What the fuck are we doing. #RSL

DP striker would’ve been sick there….. #RSL