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Netanyahu is standing with a microphone next to a large projection screen. The screen says "Iran lied" in giant black font plastered on to a plain white background.

Just a reminder Netanyahu thinks Trump is a gullible moron and has been pushing for war with Iran since his first term. Here's how much they dumbed down their PowerPoint.

Trump: So you're saying Iran lied?

Netanyahu: Wow. I couldn't think of a better way to put it. You're so insightful.

The Magibook app for dumbing down the classics.

Original book version: Amidst the tumult of the rolling deep, where each wave surges with timeless vigor and the horizon beckons with eternal promise, the sea proclaims the boundless potential of life. -Moby Dick

Elementary level: In the stormy ocean, each strong wave and the distant horizon show that life has endless possibilities. -Moby Dick

I had to check it out.

You can submit book requests to them through their website. Can't wait until they get around to finally making The Very Hungry Caterpillar accessible to a wider audience.

Lmao

Don't let the author's voice or literary style get in the way of enjoying the classics. Blast through that gay ass shit and get straight to the facts of previously inaccessible works of fiction.

I also checked out their page and have submitted a book request for them.

Like you’d think whoever is assisting Trump could figure basic shit like that out. But no. They’re all literal thoughtless Amelia Bedelia morons.

My favorite thing about the Trump shoe story is that he’s not going online to order them. Someone is doing that. And they’re not even calling up whoever the shoes are for and saying,

“Listen just humor Trump when you get them and tell him he was right. But what’s your real shoe size?”

I’m surprised people haven’t started sabotaging the existing generators. Would local law enforcement even stop them? They live there too and probably hate it.

Prosecution: “And his hiring was conditioned upon providing stolen government information?”

Dumbass Tech CEO: “If you look at the job posting that’s clearly listed under the ‘Nice to Have’ section.”

I hope the next president shows this guy you can’t pardon a corporation/criminal racket.

lol this is just going to make him feel more like a white man wrongfully denied his rightful station. Good.

Legit surprised. Thought he’d sail through.

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For real I had similar posture issues from working a desk job and this worked. Only takes a few minutes a day. Hell I’d sneak off to an empty office and do it on the clock.

There was a period of two days where my entire feed was just:

Laura Loomer
Catturd
BASED RAW EGG NATIONALIST
Women Fails
Laura Loomer
ACTUALLY HITLER
Laura Loomer
Nationalist Woman Puncher
Laura Loomer
Daily Mein Kampf
Laura Loomer

And after that I used it less and quit. It’s Elon’s echo machine.

Watching idiots explain DEI is always a good watch.

Schlapp is married to a woman and has groped several younger staffers that we know of. Nobody who came forward said it was welcomed. He is a massive, closeted creep.

Schumer’s only complaints about the war are procedural. Fuck that guy.

He described his job as “keeping the left pro-Israel.” Because as a US Senator I guess that’s the country he represents.

Also I don’t know why people keep looking to the markets as an indicator of sanity. Lehmann’s mortgage backed securities models broke down if home values just remained static. Tesla is insanely overvalued. No analyst thought a pres would cripple the world economy by attacking Iran.

30 day wash rule doesn’t apply if you sell at a gain. If people or institutions panic sold due to Iran and then saw the price drop the next day they might have reason to purchase again.

It was already part of your portfolio and now you can get it again cheaper.

This sounds like they somehow fell into a comedy of errors instead of a premeditation attack. What the hell?

Yeah I thought this was pretty much dead for a while. Trump’s tantrums about it and the fact that it fucks people without passports and women who take their husband’s name, groups that lean more conservative, meant it was never getting through the Senate as is.

In short, if you exclusively cite the Dow then your knowledge of market performance and health is basically, “I check the closing numbers to see if they went up or down.”

I don’t think most people realize the DJ has been only 30 large cap stocks since it started.

The S&P 500 would be a broader large cap measurement. Or the Russell 3000, which is 98% of the total market.

It’s also price weighted rather than market cap (trading price vs. total company value).

So racist you can’t even tell Fuentes is grooming you.

Lol

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Lmao. They intercepted an encrypted communication that may be Iranian and which has not been decoded. And, if a bunch of assumptions based on nothing are true, it’s meant to activate terror cells.

This article is ridiculous.

Lmao. They intercepted an encrypted communication that may be Iranian and which has not been decoded. And, if a bunch of assumptions based on nothing are true, it’s meant to activate terror cells.

This is shit journalism.

“Your goldfish is in hell now shut the hell up!”

I don’t really often care if there’s gay representation in every piece of media I consume. But this is cowardly shit.

If you don’t want to answer a kid’s questions then don’t have kids. They ask a lot of questions. Answering awkward questions is a big part of parenting.

I always thought God was a gay man or into bestiality because in Sunday school they told us a story that was basically,

“And Adam wandered through the garden but didn’t want to fuck a bee or a dog so he asked God to create women.”

Which just made women seem like an afterthought to God.

Great look when you can see the bitch tits. Nipples protruding, very disrespectful.