ME: The Fine Bros with their cocks in casts after they practiced fucking in the mountains.
THE EVIL VERSION OF HBOMBERGUY THAT LIVES IN MY HEAD: Going back to the Hand Shakers well, are we, Despy? Getting desperate for those [dks] numbers, are we, DESPY?!
Cecil Nyx calling back to his most viral spot to save his former partner/rival from a door spot, followed by said partner using that opening to win the match and the top belt is what the kids call 'kino' and 'cinema' @mysterywrestling.bsky.social #MysteryWrestling22
It will almost assuredly never get the credit it deserves, but what @eviluno.bsky.social and @mysterywrestling.bsky.social are building is incredible. Consistently the funniest and most groundbreaking promotion going.
ONE A FREE PULL ECLIPSE, THE OTHER A LONG-SHOT STAR BUT THE SHOT WAS STEPH CURRY’S, I’M THE GOAT BAYBAY
Because she’s hiding near the spindle
We’ve been doing this for a minimum of 18-24 months and somehow it only gets worse
It’s so awesome that Bluesky’s literal favorite activity is being super-weird about pro wrestling like we aren’t about to rename it the United Sickos of America
Oracle's Loracle Ellacle downplays soft PINGAS apocalypse frreerrs: 'We think the SaaS-SaaS-SSSaaaaaaSSS SaaSpacalSaas applies to MAMA LUIGI, but not THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOK'
THAT’S MY GODDAMN CENTER
In the top screenshot, a guy in cargo shorts with a tshirt and gloves throws a white t-shirt at a young girl in a turtleneck, armored leggings, a skull mask with a license plate on the forehead, and a backpack with scythes attached to the straps and says “Here, put this on”. In the second panel, she holds up the shirt to see that it’s a white tshirt with plain black text that says “I ❤️ HOLE”
pitching Dorohedoro to the people in my phone with a single pair of very real screenshots from the anime
Me getting to Caria Manor, taking one look and leaving:
Incredibly fucking stupid things are going on with my insurance that should have been resolved a year ago so just in case I need to get a head start on paying for something I should not need to pay for I’m bumping this
An angry Chris Redfield, emphasis on red
“Damn you Leon, you did it again! You’re always hanging out with cute, friendly mice! I was shooting mold monsters and consoling wives, and you went on an adventure with Grace Mousecroft! Was she ALSO cheesed to meet you? Fuck you, Leon S. Kennedy!”
I think it’s time to mouseify Grace Ashcroft
The Knack, pivoting their lyrics to capture a new audience: “M-M-M-Ma-horaga!”
Marketing co-leads Blake Christian and Lee Johnson
Paused this DS9 YTP at a great time
#umamusume
#ウマ娘FA
Christ almighty what a shitshow
4 panel comic first panel airgroove is standing while rudolf off screen says long time jerker first time buster second panel air groove looks annoyed thrid panel air groove says come again? 4th panel rudolf says cant.
Symboli Rudolf endlessly tormenting Air Groove.. when will it END 👊 😡
#umamusume
It took me NINE YEAREALS to collect the HEREALS
Aww the whole thing won't fit oh well
Dommy Mommy to me the day after Halloween
all-timer sports graphic dropped
I like how the game regularly treats me but will also go “you’re absolutely not pulling either the Christmas Oguri or Christmas Biwa fuck you” but it’s fine
aw damn, sorry to hear it, here’s to bouncing back fast
