fake!!!!!!!!
fake!!!!!!!!
btw someone on fb marketplace gave their weird trinket to someone else because I didnβt respond within an hour at 10 pm on a weekday. they scolded me
when you hear a stranger talking about someone you know, do you say something? or is that weird y/n
Surprise! Powerful computing has a deep hidden cost to our power grid AND our water supply.
Fuck AI. Fuck crypto. Fuck planned obsolescence. Fuck the annual push for new hardware and software.
The line cannot go up forever, and we are borrowing from the future so fast we may not have one.
someone is selling a cemetery plot on marketplace here. they donβt need it anymore????
bro the tsa thinks EVERYTHING is a liquid
neither won nor lost in scrabble. rethinking things
Morris Hirshfield, Lion, 1939
wtfβ¦. No one complimented my vintage ikea lamp the entire mile I paraded it through townβ¦. whatβs the pointβ¦β¦
when people on fb marketplace advise me on βparkingβ and βloadingββ¦ ermmm I will be transporting this vintage ikea lamp with my bare hands, actually
A SKELTON RIDEN A BIG A$$ HORSE AND THERE TRYIN TO RIDE OUT AND HORSE OFF AND HAVE A GREAT TIME BUT ITS SUNDAY NITE AND THEY GOTTA WAKE UP FOR FUCKEN WORK IN DA MORNING, AND IT SAYS, "ALL JOB'S ARE BASTARD'S ALL WORK IS HARD WE NEED 2 WEEKEND'S PER WEEK, 1 FOR DOING ALL YOU'RE CHORES, AND DA OTHER ONE FOR CHILLEN OUT AND GETTEN FUCKED UP '!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND THATS THE DAMB TRUTH !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
AJAB - dashare.zone ADMIN
I KNOW the doctors are doing it on purpose when they ask me small talk questions right after shoving something into my noggin
nudibranch is THE grail. ISO!!!
a purple and orange spanish shawl nudibranch in my hand
look who I found riding the surface tension of the water π I originally had my hand there to help my hand focus, but they flipped over to land on me π released them onto the docks after the pic
ALSO. I found a huge spider in my clay today. Ominous portent⦠be careful everyone
I have a free twitter invite if anyone needs one. mutuals only
she sees spirits
if that was a strategic move it worked bc I canβt stop thinking abt it
someone complimented my hair and I mentioned I needed to redye it soon as itβs fading and they were like βyeah I noticedβ
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still recovering from my full body workout yesterday if you know what I mean (I played dance dance revolution)
It doesnβt count as wasting time on social media if you switch to a different app every 5 seconds. lil gamer tip from me to u
ohhhh thatβs what that means
this is your first post?
CEASE YOUR FIRE
my follows here are being overrun with accounts that follow like 100 million users
havenβt had any red 40 in a whileβ¦ feeling sluggish
ad or article from the 90s with guy at desk having a real one with electronic mail trying to kill him in white letters it says "what the heck is Electronic Mail?"
One thing the 90s got right was how horrific it is to answer email
server handing me tacos and saying βhere you go, sirβ has no idea what he just did to me
hopped off the plane at LAX no dream, no cardigan, absolutely swagless.
drawing of lots of pacific northwest things and one of them is orcas
it's world orca day! i have something for them
(my enthusiastic support and approval)